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A little old lady goes to the doctor.
“Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts – although still silent – stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
“Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts – although still silent – stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
Okie dokie, I'm gonna head for bed for now. Have a great evening, I'll catch y'all on the flipside! *gone*
Goodnight Y'all!
Here's another TV show for those that like educational science based ones...
The Science Channel has a series ( probably a mini one season one ) called "The Planets" released in 2017 ( there's also a 1999 version from probably another network ). I've only seen a few of the shows... the one I've really liked is the one titled "Planet 9". Now don't think this is like the doomsday psychic forecasted, conspiracy theorists versions of Niribu, Planet X, Nemesis and others that have no basis in reality... This is an unknown, unseen planet that is being looked for that is based on actual scientific evidence that all but proves it does exist... and just hasn't been directly detected yet.
Until they actually find it... we won't know if it's a rocky planet ( like Earth an the inner planets ), a water/ice planet ( like Pluto if it were considered a planet ) or a gas planet like the outer one's such as Jupiter, Saturn etc. They do know based on the evidence that it's mass is about the same as 10 Earths in weight based on how other objects in the Kuiper Belt are being affected by it. They think it's most like a gas planet and if so... it's just under the size of Neptune ( which is about 12 Earth masses in weight ). Other evidence that supports it's existence was when they did computer models of how the solar system formed back in 2008... the models didn't work as expected unless there was also a 9th planet in the model... at that time they through out the results because they didn't think there was any physical evidence to support the theory and now that gravitational evidence does exist, they need to revisit those models again.
That's just a synopsis of that one show... it actually had a lot more info about it and it's only one of the shows in the series... So far, it's pretty cool stuff if that's the type of stuff you like.
The Science Channel has a series ( probably a mini one season one ) called "The Planets" released in 2017 ( there's also a 1999 version from probably another network ). I've only seen a few of the shows... the one I've really liked is the one titled "Planet 9". Now don't think this is like the doomsday psychic forecasted, conspiracy theorists versions of Niribu, Planet X, Nemesis and others that have no basis in reality... This is an unknown, unseen planet that is being looked for that is based on actual scientific evidence that all but proves it does exist... and just hasn't been directly detected yet.
Until they actually find it... we won't know if it's a rocky planet ( like Earth an the inner planets ), a water/ice planet ( like Pluto if it were considered a planet ) or a gas planet like the outer one's such as Jupiter, Saturn etc. They do know based on the evidence that it's mass is about the same as 10 Earths in weight based on how other objects in the Kuiper Belt are being affected by it. They think it's most like a gas planet and if so... it's just under the size of Neptune ( which is about 12 Earth masses in weight ). Other evidence that supports it's existence was when they did computer models of how the solar system formed back in 2008... the models didn't work as expected unless there was also a 9th planet in the model... at that time they through out the results because they didn't think there was any physical evidence to support the theory and now that gravitational evidence does exist, they need to revisit those models again.
That's just a synopsis of that one show... it actually had a lot more info about it and it's only one of the shows in the series... So far, it's pretty cool stuff if that's the type of stuff you like.
Just sayin'.....I will NOT be uttering the word "rabbit" on the first. I've done that for decades. But...September proved to be the WORST month that I can ever recall. Enough bad mojo to turn me off from ever speaking THAT word again.
Maybe we can start something new, like "styrofoam" or "tea leaves" or "Mixolydian", or hey, what about "turtle"??
All I know is I won't be going back to rabbit.
Maybe we can start something new, like "styrofoam" or "tea leaves" or "Mixolydian", or hey, what about "turtle"??
All I know is I won't be going back to rabbit.
Happy birthday OBG! Hope you had a great day.
Sorry I am late, seems to be a theme lately on here.
Sorry I am late, seems to be a theme lately on here.
The way I see it... first, a lot of rabbits loose their feet, that's certainly not very lucky if you ask me...
... second, I'm not superstitious ..... knock wood
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dies of natural causes aged 91 surrounded by loved ones at his infamous $100million Beverly Hills mansion
Read more: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dies aged 91 | Daily Mail Online
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RIP Hugh you were an inspiration to most of us
Read more: Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dies aged 91 | Daily Mail Online
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
RIP Hugh you were an inspiration to most of us
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