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Three men die one day, and are admitted into heaven.
God approaches them and says, “this is the road to heaven. The class of the vehicle you drive to heaven is determined by how faithful you were to your significant other.” The first man says, “I was very faithful to my wife, I didn’t cheat on her once.” God said, “very good, take that Lamborghini into heaven.” The second man says “I was pretty faithful to my wife, only cheated on her once.” God says “ok, take the Porsche up to heaven.” The last man says, “I was faithful to my wife, but I could have done better. I cheated on her five times.” God says, “ok, take that BMW into heaven.” On the way up to heaven, the second and third men find the first man crying on the side of the road to heaven. They asked, “What’s wrong?”. The first man responded, “I just saw my wife.” The other men say, “so?”. The first man responded, “She was riding a BIKE!”
God approaches them and says, “this is the road to heaven. The class of the vehicle you drive to heaven is determined by how faithful you were to your significant other.” The first man says, “I was very faithful to my wife, I didn’t cheat on her once.” God said, “very good, take that Lamborghini into heaven.” The second man says “I was pretty faithful to my wife, only cheated on her once.” God says “ok, take the Porsche up to heaven.” The last man says, “I was faithful to my wife, but I could have done better. I cheated on her five times.” God says, “ok, take that BMW into heaven.” On the way up to heaven, the second and third men find the first man crying on the side of the road to heaven. They asked, “What’s wrong?”. The first man responded, “I just saw my wife.” The other men say, “so?”. The first man responded, “She was riding a BIKE!”
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