Official DiscountVapers.com Thread

[Zooker]

Hello Eric ?

Is da Kanga Protanks in yets ? This is my one phone call frum da Slamma cuz I gots thrown in here cuz I made FireChicks wet her pants and she can'ts affords no depemds and Sonics had ta copy my RingDing Rites so fast in his RulesBook he siad it backwards and I gots in da Clinka fer its I'll be outs as soon as I can Bribe da Guards with a Discount Code fer my werk lights

[Soft, smooth female secretarial voice, kinda like the computer on star trek]

"Hello. You have reached the offices of Discount Vapers. President Gormly, your friend who sells vaping stuff, is unfortunately unable to answer your call. In order to serve you better, please listen to the following menu:

For English, press 1 now.
For Espanol, press 2 now.
For Chimpanzeeze press 3 now.

Thank you.

For questions about your order, press 1 now.
For information regarding new and upcoming products, press 2 now.
For all other questions, bail money requests and personal favors, press 3 now.

Thank you.

Your call is being forwarded, please hold while we connect you to a live moderator."

PAGING SONICS, PAGING MR. SONICS, Urgent call holding on line 1!

 

[kscoggins]

So.... anyone notice anything different about me today...??

Gratz sonic, way to represent NTX!

 

[AG51]

[Soft, smooth female secretarial voice, kinda like the computer on star trek]

"Hello. You have reached the offices of Discount Vapers. President Gormly, your friend who sells vaping stuff, is unfortunately unable to answer your call. In order to serve you better, please listen to the following menu:

For English, press 1 now.
For Espanol, press 2 now.
For Chimpanzeeze press 3 now.

Thank you.

For questions about your order, press 1 now.
For information regarding new and upcoming products, press 2 now.
For all other questions, bail money requests and personal favors, press 3 now.

Thank you.

Your call is being forwarded, please hold while we connect you to a live moderator."

PAGING SONICS, PAGING MR. SONICS, Urgent call holding on line 1!

L O L !!

 

[Zooker]

Monkey, I bakeded you a cake, and am having it sent special delibery to ya in the pokey tomorrow...SHHHHHHHHH.....

 

[AG51]

Monkey, I bakeded you a cake, and am having it sent special delibery to ya in the pokey tomorrow...SHHHHHHHHH.....

omgawds you is such a good friend !! Thank You !

 

[pounder]

Mama i have field a Rit of Habius Corpus Ring Dingbatus Maximus on your behalfs. You should be released some time between now and the 12th of never. If dis fails i gots Seal Team Six on a Red Alert Status to Make the extraction of your sweet selfs. 3/6/13 A day that shall live in Infamys.for the unlawful unrest of a True American Icon.

 

[sonicdsl]

Gratz sonic, way to represent NTX!

Yeah, 'bout time Texas was represented amongst the mods!

 

[sonicdsl]

Mama i have field a Rit of Habius Corpus Ring Dingbatus Maximus on your behalfs. You should be released some time between now and the 12th of never. If dis fails i gots Seal Team Six on a Red Alert Status to Make the extraction of your sweet selfs. 3/6/13 A day that shall live in Infamys.for the unlawful unrest of a True American Icon.

My bad, MM. First day on the job, ya know.

Y'all are hilarious! This is great, Eric should be proud to have such a great community? Where is Eric anyways? Ooh, maybe he's sneakin Monkee Mama outs of the jails!!

 

[sparky parker]

eric might be working on a new e-juice mm ring- dings

 

[VapingTurtle]

So Sonic, does this mean that you can ban Krispers now?!

 

[sonicdsl]

So Sonic, does this mean that you can ban Krispers now?!

Yep, that's been the plan this whole time... work my way into moderation so I can get rid of that pesky Krispy!

 

[AG51]

 

[Zooker]

Good morning AG, right back atcha!

 

[lilac7779]

Good morning, everyone. You are all nuts...I love it.

 

[HandbananA]

Awesome news I wish you success Eric.
Oh and I always recommend Discountvapers to my friends or random people that ask me about my vaping. All the vaping gear I own I bought from you except for my Joyetech 18650 mod and my vision mini ego. Although, I do buy my Kanthal A1 at Electronicstix because I can get 10ft for $2.50, and my no resistance silver at Rio Grande for $0.19ft.
Other than that I prefer to shop at DV. Also the customer service is beyond excellent. When I had an issue with an item, you responded quickly and was very friendly and professional.

Announcement:

I told you I would tell you all about an announcement and while this may not be a big deal for some of you, many of you know why this is a big deal for me.

I am now officially full time DV, no more day job.
I do have a consultancy contract but it won't get in the way and I do not have to go anywhere to do it.


So what does this mean:
1. I can focus my energies on DV.
2. I have 8 hours more per day
3. I have only one stress point
4. I can sleep more
5. I can pay attention to products, stock and trends more.
6. I can stop making so many mistakes with products, typos (hopefully lol)
7. I should now be on the forum daily again!
8. I can sleep more, wait did I say that already?

This is a very big deal for us. Very risky... We no longer have insurance and our future is now tied directly and only with DV success.
So I must ask you all for your help.

In the next few weeks I will be stocked up with products again, I am asking that if you like my prices, products and service that you actively help me promote the name as much as you can, just get it out there. I am not asking anyone to do anything they do not absolutely believe in, but I need to make this work now, my families future depends on it and I wouldn't be here without all of you and I very much appreciate each and every person who chooses to shop with me.

If you're on a forum, and someone is asking about products or services, mention DV, if you're in a video chat or show, mention DV, if you have a friend or neighbor so even someone you see on the street smoking, mention DV.

I will give extra business cards to anyone who asks on an order, (put the request in the comments) I will do this whenever I have extra (which is usually always). I also plan on making something to add to each order to get the word out.

For the first week, I plan on sleeping a bit later each day (lol) but after that it's full steam ahead. I have plans and with your help we can go even lower, offer even more and I think, everyone wins

The next announcement is in about 30 seconds...

 

[sonicdsl]

Love this...particularly the coffee "swirl"! You're amazing MM... I need to learn all those tricks!

Good morning, everyone. You are all nuts...I love it.

Me too!

 

[KalebK]

Good morning everyone!

 

[AG51]

Sooooo

Whats a goin on heres ?

 

[pounder]

Good afternoon everybody. Mama so happy to see you released. Just in case sonics trys to unrests you agin. I am ready for him with a law suit to relieves him of his Ring Dings.

 

[AG51]

Good afternoon everybody. Mama so happy to see you released. Just in case sonics trys to unrests you agin. I am ready for him with a law suit to relieves him of his Ring Dings.

okey dokeys

thanks you !