OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[Survivors Mom]

#1

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

 

[Survivors Mom]

#2

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

 

[Survivors Mom]

#3

Some days I wish I had more middle fingers!

 

[GRATI]

#1
Love is like a booger because you keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

 

[GRATI]

#2
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity

 

[GRATI]

#3
If #2 pencils are the most popular, are they still #2?

 

[Reddhott]

#2 What does an 60 yr old woman have between her boobs that a 20yr old doesnt?........her belly button.

 

[36tinybells]

#2

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

that one made me laugh out loud!

 

[Reddhott]

#3
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

 

[kritter]

#1
Last week I bought a new phone. I took it out of the box, hooked it up to the wall... Pressed redial. The phone had a nervous breakdown.

 

[kritter]

#2
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

 

[CalamityJan]

Right ahind ya Kritter!

#1
If men are from Mars, then why can't we send them back?

 

[CalamityJan]

#2
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

 

[CalamityJan]

#3
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

 

[BIG BLUE]

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers what you do today, might Burn Your ... Tomorrow

 

[matador]

#2

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

[matador]

#3

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

 

[BIG BLUE]

Being 'over the hill' is much better than, being under it

 

[BIG BLUE]

I love Christmas Lights they remind me of some co-workers I have they all hang together, half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

 

[kritter]

#3
Why is it, "A penny for your thoughts," but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody's making a penny