OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[RippleInStillWater]

Thought for the day

In the spirit of 'Be nice to people on the way up as you will meet them on the way down' I'd like to add this 'Be careful what you say to a member today as they could be a moderator someday'!!!!!!

 

[kstraub7707]

#1. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

 

[kstraub7707]

#2. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

 

[kstraub7707]

#3. Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

 

[MASTER0FDAMPF]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

 

[BIG BLUE]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

 

[BIG BLUE]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

[BIG BLUE]

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

 

[CalamityJan]

#1
Got to go buy some food. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note 'can't live like this'.

 

[CalamityJan]

#2
I mean, seriously, we are a culture that can stand in front of a microwave with a burrito in it and scream FASTER!

 

[CalamityJan]

#3
Ham and eggs: a day's work for a hen; a lifetime commitment for a pig.

 

[matador]

#1
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

 

[matador]

#2
who says NOTHING is impossible....i did NOTHING all my life.

 

[matador]

#3
Women are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken and all the free ones are handicap.

 

[Reddhott]

#3 The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else do it wrong without comment.

 

[GRATI]

#1
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

 

[GRATI]

#2
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I’ve done it dozens of times.

 

[GRATI]

#3
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for two years and a half

 

[Karen171]

"Hey, Mel, bring me another nicotine patch..I think there's still some space left on my ....."
..... Krusty the Clown

 

[Reddhott]

#1 "Men occasionally stumble over the truth,but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."