OFFICIAL ECIGEXPRESS.COM Contest and Chatter Thread

[thehangdude]

Yo mamma so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off her!

 

[thehangdude]

DNC

I would like to apologize now to the horizontally impaired.

 

[matador]

#2
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[matador]

#3
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

 

[Beans]

Morning all! Um.....I'm confused.....I know HUGE shocker but I thought this game ended a few days ago....I must be wrong...All that bleach must have killed the last 4 brain cells I had. But Im soooo confused.....Arg more coffee needed!

 

[sophie_lapin]

3 one-liners a day... but I don't know what the prize is?

 

[Beans]

I thought that ended on the 7th....I better go investigate Thanks Sophie

 

[sophie_lapin]

Tonight...

Here's an idea I just came up with while making coffee, and another little contest:

Make people laugh in one sentence or less!

Rules are simple, say something funny, or clever, or something in between, and the one with the most likes on it wins something. Not sure what yet, but it will be something. Let's let it run until Tuesday 1159PM PST. Up to 3 posts per day, 1 sentence MAXIMUM per post. If there are ties, I will ask for a tiebreaker.

If you are game, please like this post

 

[Beans]

ROTFL well I guess I buggared that one up I better get voting Thanks again Sophie

 

[goofygirl]

post #1
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[goofygirl]

post #2

the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

 

[goofygirl]

post #3

how do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

[kstraub7707]

#1 I bet you I could stop gambling

 

[kstraub7707]

#2. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer

 

[kstraub7707]

#3. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

Thought for the day.......

If you're going to blow off a friend or significant other and they ask you if something's wrong, grow some cajones and tell them, non-communication makes you even feel like less of a person and is selfishly protecting yourself from guilt and/or knowing the hurt you may cause.....

 

[Karen171]

The FDA has approved a drug used for anti-depression to help people quit smoking....though it should be noted, the drug is crack.

 

[Karen171]

#2

Don't think of yourself as ugly...think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

 

[AG51]

#2

Don't think of yourself as ugly...think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

 

[kritter]

#1
A Blonde comes outside and checks her mail box then slams it shut in anger.

Finally her neighbor asked: "Is there something wrong miss?"

She replied: "Yes! There is! My computer keeps saying 'YOU GOT MAIL' !!"