In thousands of years, there will be a holiday in honor of this mythical and magical battery. I can see it, yes I can and in honor of it's magic, they'll light a candle every night for 7 nights. Why yes, that's it, it will be henceforth called Batternuka! Gifts will be exchanged each day of the festival of Batternuka and the faithful will congregate together or in their homes while singing songs to commemorate such a mystical event. Yes they will!
Kymbaya, Sir Rod, kumbaya indeed.
I will keep that battery, and it will become the Holy Grail for all followers.
R