This ain't original by any means, but I'd still like to hear it for realz:
"Vapin' Mailman Blues"
(with MAJOR apologies to Mr. Cash)
I hear the Mailman comin'
He's right around the bend,
And I ain't seen my vape supplies,
Since, I don't know when,
I'm waitin' on the Mailman,
And time keeps draggin' on,
But that Mailman keeps me waitin,
Until my nicquid's gone.
When I became a vaper,
Told myself I'd take the stance,
"Keep one eye on the juice supply,
And order in advance,"
But I filled up all my cartos,
And let the vapor fly,
When I don't see that Mailman comin',
I hang my head and cry.
I bet there's rich folks vapin',
With a fancy cartomize-r,
They're probably drinkin' coffee,
And vapin' 5-5-5,
But I know I had it comin',
I know that shipping's not free,
But those people keep a-vapin',
And that's what tortures me.
Well, if I'd placed my order early,
If that PCC was mine,
I bet I'd already be vapin',
Farther down the line,
Closer to the Mailman,
That's where I want to stay,
And I'd let that lonesome vapor,
Blow my Blues away.