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Great news Rave! Glad it worked out for you.
Why do you only have 3 bananas on the right side, Wuzz? It's makin' me tilt.....
Posted in wrong thread... But gonna leave it here as well since people seemed to like it lol
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Itty bitty doggie!!
Ooh! Brindle. I love that color. Tell us about him/her.
Hi!!!
I loved you post!!! It was great and I really benefited from it and I really appreciate your taking the time to type that out for me!! I really like when you said: "Rolygate, forum manager, said it best. 510s are for people who like to fiddle with things, 808s are for those who don't." I am not a fiddler and yes I am the one who returned the larger pv. 
lol I am so excited!!! Today may be the day I get my new :baby"! I can't wait to tell you guys what I think!!! 
Well I just had a ventral hernia repair done on my abdomen and had a 3 day visit at the hospital. What I wanted to share was how awesome and receptive my hospital was to my vaping! I had a semi private room was shared with a woman with cancer At first I thought I would stealth vape the second day when I wasn't so out of it. So took a few puffs felt so good and satisfied. No comments no one saw. Heard one nurse say to another when she was leaving my room how it always smells so nice in my room. LOL so anyway had a chat with my roomie and showed her what it was. She was fascinated and being a senior had no idea about them and wished she had them when she was smoking. So anyway long story short I had my volt charging next to my laptop and the nurse asked me if that was some sort of USB flash drive. I said no actually it's a personal vapourizer she said oh I read about those devices are they good? I told her I was a pack a day smoker and since the day I got my liquid I have not picked up one single analog cigarette. She was impressed brought the rest of the staff. Told them it does have nicotine in it and they asked me to show them how it's used. I said well as long as I get a shot of morphine for the pain I'll show you everything you need to know! LOL so after my shot... I went into the anatomy of my KR808D-1 and the differences and how to fill the cartomizers etc. I took a few pufffs and they all sniffed the air. They were amazed. They said wow it's like you literally moisturized the air! I said yes! So they all left talking away and said you go ahead and enjoy yourself and congratulations on quitting smoking. Then the rest of the day I had a few nurses asking for places to go online to get a kit for themselves and their spouses. I felt so good about all of that and now that I am home I wanted to share. I think it's all about the approach and how receptive they are but I for one had a wonderful reception at Grace Hospital in Windsor, Ontario. Think the Volt's will be very popular here in Windsor ON Canada Wish I could get more just funds are low but thought I would share this with the smokeless image thread as their product made believers out of medical staff!
Wish I could get more just funds are low but thought I would share this with the smokeless image thread as their product made believers out of medical staff!
Well - I still don't know if he will be coming home with me - BUT - longer story short: He belonged to a young man who got married. Wifey didn't believe in letting dogs in the house so he ended up chained in the backyard. He's so gentle that a 5 year old can walk him and he won't ever try to run away. He's four years old, neutered, all shots UTD, and house and crate-trained.
* want! *
I think I would have kept the dog and dumped the wife. I just wouldn't be compatible with someone who didn't love animals.
awesome experience... don't know if i could explain the details of ecigs while on the morphine myself lol welcome to the thread glad to hear you had a good stay and recovery! 
lol welcome to the thread glad to hear you had a good stay and recovery! Well I just had a ventral hernia repair done on my abdomen and had a 3 day visit at the hospital. What I wanted to share was how awesome and receptive my hospital was to my vaping! I had a semi private room was shared with a woman with cancer At first I thought I would stealth vape the second day when I wasn't so out of it. So took a few puffs felt so good and satisfied. No comments no one saw. Heard one nurse say to another when she was leaving my room how it always smells so nice in my room. LOL so anyway had a chat with my roomie and showed her what it was. She was fascinated and being a senior had no idea about them and wished she had them when she was smoking. So anyway long story short I had my volt charging next to my laptop and the nurse asked me if that was some sort of USB flash drive. I said no actually it's a personal vapourizer she said oh I read about those devices are they good? I told her I was a pack a day smoker and since the day I got my liquid I have not picked up one single analog cigarette. She was impressed brought the rest of the staff. Told them it does have nicotine in it and they asked me to show them how it's used. I said well as long as I get a shot of morphine for the pain I'll show you everything you need to know! LOL so after my shot... I went into the anatomy of my KR808D-1 and the differences and how to fill the cartomizers etc. I took a few pufffs and they all sniffed the air. They were amazed. They said wow it's like you literally moisturized the air! I said yes! So they all left talking away and said you go ahead and enjoy yourself and congratulations on quitting smoking. Then the rest of the day I had a few nurses asking for places to go online to get a kit for themselves and their spouses. I felt so good about all of that and now that I am home I wanted to share. I think it's all about the approach and how receptive they are but I for one had a wonderful reception at Grace Hospital in Windsor, Ontario. Think the Volt's will be very popular here in Windsor ON Canada
Hi friends!!! I got my Volt and supplies today!!!! I am so excited to try it!!! 
I filled a Volt cartomizer with a delicious smelling tobacco flavored juice! I have a question though! I filled the carto using the condom method with the connector to the battery pointing down into the liquid. I used 23 drops and used almost every bit of it up. Then the filler still looked white so I just dripped another 3 drops onto the filler. In total I used 26 drops so I think it's full but the filler still looks white! Am I doing something wrong? I plan on filling my cartos at night and letting them sit till I use them in the morning, but I can't wait that long right now so I'm giving it 20 minutes to get ready! lol 
I'll tell you all what my first vape on my Volt was like later!!! Some thoughts on the products!
1.) fast shipping (my order was sent out the next day!)
2.) Very careful packaging so nothing was damaged or bent!
3.) Quality construction of carto and battery boxes, batteries and cartomizers
4.) Quality construction of the carrying case! I love it! it's the perfect size to carry with me!
I filled a Volt cartomizer with a delicious smelling tobacco flavored juice! I have a question though! I filled the carto using the condom method with the connector to the battery pointing down into the liquid. I used 23 drops and used almost every bit of it up. Then the filler still looked white so I just dripped another 3 drops onto the filler. In total I used 26 drops so I think it's full but the filler still looks white! Am I doing something wrong? I plan on filling my cartos at night and letting them sit till I use them in the morning, but I can't wait that long right now so I'm giving it 20 minutes to get ready! lol I'll tell you all what my first vape on my Volt was like later!!! Some thoughts on the products!1.) fast shipping (my order was sent out the next day!)
2.) Very careful packaging so nothing was damaged or bent!
3.) Quality construction of carto and battery boxes, batteries and cartomizers
4.) Quality construction of the carrying case! I love it! it's the perfect size to carry with me!
if you blow through the carto and nothing comes out ...it is not over filled... you may want to fill your first one up till it a drop or 2 does come out to ensure you have a good fill for your first vape but 26 drops should be fine
Hi friends!!! I got my Volt and supplies today!!!! I am so excited to try it!!!
1.) fast shipping (my order was sent out the next day!)
2.) Very careful packaging so nothing was damaged or bent!
3.) Quality construction of carto and battery boxes, batteries and cartomizers
4.) Quality construction of the carrying case! I love it! it's the perfect size to carry with me!
One more first impression! I love how the cartomizers are packaged like cold tablets where you have to push them through the foil to get them out! That makes me think that they are fresh!!!
I want to know how you relate to him. He sounds great, but you have to link with him mentally/emotionally, like you did right way with Yeti. That doesn't mean there won't be adjustment problems down the road, but I really think it's important to feel "simpatico" with an animal you are going to have a close relationship with. Look at it like a marriage.
Exactly. I'd be wondering what else I'm supposed to give up. I think he should have locked them both in the trunk of his car for an hour and see which one was happy to see him when he opened it.
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