I would want to be a SHARK. My son was obsessed with everything of the oceanic type, so I took him to aquariums non stop it felt like. Every time we descended down the long, slow ramp of the huge collection of sharks the Baltimore aquarium had, I would be both mesmerized by their terrifying absent gaze, and also wonder what it was like to BE one. I mean, are they smart? What's it like to be made entirely out of muscle tissue and to never rest? No wonder they're so cranky?
In any case, yeah, sharks are one of the main reasons (there are many others) why I don't enjoy the ocean so much. It's like a GIGANTIC RESERVOIR of stuff that can kill you (water) filled with OTHER horrible things that can kill and maim you (jelly fish, sharks, various other poisonous things.
I salute marine biologists and divers, but I have no desire to join their ranks.
Anna
In any case, yeah, sharks are one of the main reasons (there are many others) why I don't enjoy the ocean so much. It's like a GIGANTIC RESERVOIR of stuff that can kill you (water) filled with OTHER horrible things that can kill and maim you (jelly fish, sharks, various other poisonous things.
I salute marine biologists and divers, but I have no desire to join their ranks.
Anna