OMG I've been drafted !!!!!!!!!!

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Water 4 Fuel

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I got my draft notice today. I not techno enough to post it,so I'll enter it's content.

Mr. Torpedo or Water 4 Fuel or whatever alais you may currnently be using.

You are instructed to report to the B.P.A.I.C. (Buzz Pro Army Induction Center) immediateley.
You have 24 hours to comply to this draft notice.
We know you were one of the radiacl Hippie's in the 60's.
Burning your Draft Card would be a futile exercise,as we know exactly where you are.


Sincerely,

General G.L Freefire
Gerald Luther Freefire
Supreme Commander Buzz Pro Army



My response:

General I know G. L. is not your name and you are using it as an alias.
I know G.L does not stand for Gerald Luther.
I won't tell anyone that it actually stands for Green Lantern.
Your secret identity is safe with me.


 

Water 4 Fuel

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Hehe....it Must be the mask...:) :) :) Can't wait till you vape with the new mod.....it is AWESOME...AND WILL MAKE YOU GREEN (in a good way) :p

Hey Green Lantern:

What happened to the Twin Cities??!! You got a blizzard going on??!! Maybe a forest fire??!! Or is the reason you can't sse them from a satellite,if you're test driving your Buzz??!!
 

kempo63

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LOL, you guys been vaping too much???

are_you_drunk_yet.jpg




YOU EYEBALLING ME PUKE?! GET ON YOUR STINKING FACE...NOW!!!!! You have 30 seconds! 29... 28... 10. 5. You're done! You're stinkin done! Get in the Daggone Notcigs forum, now!
 

Water 4 Fuel

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LOL, you guys been vaping too much???

are_you_drunk_yet.jpg




YOU EYEBALLING ME PUKE?! GET ON YOUR STINKING FACE...NOW!!!!! You have 30 seconds! 29... 28... 10. 5. You're done! You're stinkin done! Get in the Daggone Notcigs forum, now!

You say Vaping too much,it could not enough !!! Depends on how you look at it !! LOL
 

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Hey Green Lantern:

What happened to the Twin Cities??!! You got a blizzard going on??!! Maybe a forest fire??!! Or is the reason you can't sse them from a satellite,if you're test driving your Buzz??!!

It is very very very foggy here.....might be enemy aircraft deploying nerve gas in the form of high levels of nicotine. That cute girl posted here is just propaganda....next thing you'll see is a birthday cake with mellons :) :) :)
 
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