I got my draft notice today. I not techno enough to post it,so I'll enter it's content.
Mr. Torpedo or Water 4 Fuel or whatever alais you may currnently be using.
You are instructed to report to the B.P.A.I.C. (Buzz Pro Army Induction Center) immediateley.
You have 24 hours to comply to this draft notice.
We know you were one of the radiacl Hippie's in the 60's.
Burning your Draft Card would be a futile exercise,as we know exactly where you are.
Sincerely,
General G.L Freefire
Gerald Luther Freefire
Supreme Commander Buzz Pro Army
My response:
General I know G. L. is not your name and you are using it as an alias.
I know G.L does not stand for Gerald Luther.
I won't tell anyone that it actually stands for Green Lantern.
Your secret identity is safe with me.
Mr. Torpedo or Water 4 Fuel or whatever alais you may currnently be using.
You are instructed to report to the B.P.A.I.C. (Buzz Pro Army Induction Center) immediateley.
You have 24 hours to comply to this draft notice.
We know you were one of the radiacl Hippie's in the 60's.
Burning your Draft Card would be a futile exercise,as we know exactly where you are.
Sincerely,
General G.L Freefire
Gerald Luther Freefire
Supreme Commander Buzz Pro Army
My response:
General I know G. L. is not your name and you are using it as an alias.
I know G.L does not stand for Gerald Luther.
I won't tell anyone that it actually stands for Green Lantern.
Your secret identity is safe with me.