DAY 1
Saturday. Daddy-Daughter Day.
Unfortunately, due to my job, I'm only able to get just a scant three hours or so in the evenings to hang out with Emily, my 4 year old little girl. Normally, D-D-Day involves a nice breakfast, some errands running, a "fun" trip to the pool or the playground, and plenty of laughs along the way. Not this Saturday.
Call it a needed change of pace. Call it a break of the routine. You can call it my daughter's absolute love for Dora and her exploring (or her Dad's remarkable acting prowess in masking his brain-screaming reaction to the irritating theme song) but this Saturday we'd be going on a real life adventure.
Kind of.
What Emily thought was a "safari" was really just going to be a glorified nature hike. Our Northeast location (and her propensity for frequent stops) limited our expeditions, so this wooded enclave was about as "roughing it" as we were going to get. I figured we'd do some hiking, see some birds, and have a neat story to tell.
Maybe I'm just pessimistic by nature. Maybe I shouldn't have just smiled and nodded as the kindly old shopkeep packed up our "supplies" (mainly snacks and some delicious looking chicken wings) at the country store down the street, but I never would've guessed what I'm about to share with you.
About 45 minutes into our expedition, Emily, amazingly still wearing her play safari hat, pointed out in the distance and said "Wow look at that kitty." I smiled to myself, and squinted toward the horizon, expecting a frolicking tabby.
This, however, was no tabby.
Could it be, I asked myself, already knowing the answer. Dead center in my viewing area was Apollo, a Siberian Lynx. THE Siberian Lynx the store owner told us we might see if we wandered in these parts. The beautiful fur, the soulful eyes, it was all there.
A normal man would be content to observe this beauty from a distance. A sane man would be happy to have a few zoomed photographs commemorating the event. But I'm no normal, sane man (I once bought an 87 Chevy Sprint, for crying out loud.) Slowly, carefully, as if by force of nature, the two of us walked ever closer to the big fella, Emily wearing an expression of silent joy.
It's a fault that I'm wary of awkward silences, even with an animal, so I decided to speak.
"Hey, Apollo, you're a big kitty."
I got what looked like a non plussed glance in response (I've seen something similar, namely every time I tell my wife I bought another football jersey.)
"Southpaw nothin' I'll drop him in three!"
Nothing. It occured to me only after I said it that not only was Apollo not human, but that he probably wouldn't appreciate my knowledge of quotes from the movie Rocky, and wouldn't get the joke I was referencing Mr. Carl Weather's riveting performance as his namesake Apollo Creed. Did this fella really want nothing to do with me or my lame attempts at conversation?
Then I saw IT.
There are moments, things, occurances, that when seen by man or beast are easily digested, easily understood. I saw a look on Apollo's face that any species would understand. He wanted something from me after all.
He wanted my chicken wings.
It seemed a small price to pay for such a wonderful sight, and a great encounter my daughter and I will remember forever. I left them out for him, and Emily and I watched a few beats as he digged into his feast before returning from whence we came and into our "Safari vehicle" (probably the first time anyone's used that phrasing to describe a Chevy Equinox, but it's my story, right?)
Driving home on this Daddy-Daughter Day, I was overcome by two thoughts.
For one, listening to Emily excitedly describe that Siberian Lynx was the highlight of my week, and one of the things that makes putting in the long hours at the job worth it.
For the other, I wondered if I should've left Apollo the honey mustard.
Oops, almost forgot my dedication. To my mother, with whom I share our blue eyes, our sense of humor, and unfortunately the craving for the dreaded analogs. A real chance at a tobacco free lifestyle is the least I can give in return.
Saturday. Daddy-Daughter Day.
Unfortunately, due to my job, I'm only able to get just a scant three hours or so in the evenings to hang out with Emily, my 4 year old little girl. Normally, D-D-Day involves a nice breakfast, some errands running, a "fun" trip to the pool or the playground, and plenty of laughs along the way. Not this Saturday.
Call it a needed change of pace. Call it a break of the routine. You can call it my daughter's absolute love for Dora and her exploring (or her Dad's remarkable acting prowess in masking his brain-screaming reaction to the irritating theme song) but this Saturday we'd be going on a real life adventure.
Kind of.
What Emily thought was a "safari" was really just going to be a glorified nature hike. Our Northeast location (and her propensity for frequent stops) limited our expeditions, so this wooded enclave was about as "roughing it" as we were going to get. I figured we'd do some hiking, see some birds, and have a neat story to tell.
Maybe I'm just pessimistic by nature. Maybe I shouldn't have just smiled and nodded as the kindly old shopkeep packed up our "supplies" (mainly snacks and some delicious looking chicken wings) at the country store down the street, but I never would've guessed what I'm about to share with you.
About 45 minutes into our expedition, Emily, amazingly still wearing her play safari hat, pointed out in the distance and said "Wow look at that kitty." I smiled to myself, and squinted toward the horizon, expecting a frolicking tabby.
This, however, was no tabby.
Could it be, I asked myself, already knowing the answer. Dead center in my viewing area was Apollo, a Siberian Lynx. THE Siberian Lynx the store owner told us we might see if we wandered in these parts. The beautiful fur, the soulful eyes, it was all there.
A normal man would be content to observe this beauty from a distance. A sane man would be happy to have a few zoomed photographs commemorating the event. But I'm no normal, sane man (I once bought an 87 Chevy Sprint, for crying out loud.) Slowly, carefully, as if by force of nature, the two of us walked ever closer to the big fella, Emily wearing an expression of silent joy.
It's a fault that I'm wary of awkward silences, even with an animal, so I decided to speak.
"Hey, Apollo, you're a big kitty."
I got what looked like a non plussed glance in response (I've seen something similar, namely every time I tell my wife I bought another football jersey.)
"Southpaw nothin' I'll drop him in three!"
Nothing. It occured to me only after I said it that not only was Apollo not human, but that he probably wouldn't appreciate my knowledge of quotes from the movie Rocky, and wouldn't get the joke I was referencing Mr. Carl Weather's riveting performance as his namesake Apollo Creed. Did this fella really want nothing to do with me or my lame attempts at conversation?
Then I saw IT.
There are moments, things, occurances, that when seen by man or beast are easily digested, easily understood. I saw a look on Apollo's face that any species would understand. He wanted something from me after all.
He wanted my chicken wings.
It seemed a small price to pay for such a wonderful sight, and a great encounter my daughter and I will remember forever. I left them out for him, and Emily and I watched a few beats as he digged into his feast before returning from whence we came and into our "Safari vehicle" (probably the first time anyone's used that phrasing to describe a Chevy Equinox, but it's my story, right?)
Driving home on this Daddy-Daughter Day, I was overcome by two thoughts.
For one, listening to Emily excitedly describe that Siberian Lynx was the highlight of my week, and one of the things that makes putting in the long hours at the job worth it.
For the other, I wondered if I should've left Apollo the honey mustard.
Oops, almost forgot my dedication. To my mother, with whom I share our blue eyes, our sense of humor, and unfortunately the craving for the dreaded analogs. A real chance at a tobacco free lifestyle is the least I can give in return.
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