***ON TOPIC***The Emerald City Post

[The Wiz]

I've been...........busy.8-o

So, anyway...I have to.....well, go....ummmm wash down my monkeys...yes. There's still one with hot fudge in his fur.
And I have to take care of my guest in the dungeon....he might be a bit.....recovered by now.

Owwww!!! That Hurt's!!!8-oThe Wiz!

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Owwww!!! That Hurt's!!!8-oThe Wiz!

Sorry....did I step on your toe? Just checking in to see if you're all comfy here.....I do have to take care of my other guests, too...

Perhaps I've been a bit too hard on you, Wiz....Have you learned your lesson on going out and about on your own in the dungeon? The rules really are for your protection, you know...

 

[Wildsky]

HA HA HA Vicks - you grabbed Wiz by his .. ummmmmmmm tail and tried to scrub the sticky fudge off his - ummmmmmmmmmmmmm body.

 

[Idahojo]

Lucky are you getting all of this? Serious gossip material.

 

[The Wiz]

HA HA HA Vicks - you grabbed Wiz by his .. ummmmmmmm tail and tried to scrub the sticky fudge off his - ummmmmmmmmmmmmm body.

I think you meant my "Coat tail" right wildsky???Right??The Wiz!

 

[Idahojo]

So Wiz, you've been dipping your, er, coat tails in the hot fudge now have you? I hope you didn't sneak into my kitchen and help yourself to my hot fudge sauce, you naughty Wizard. Need to lock that back door. Tsk. Tsk.

 

[Wildsky]

I think you meant my "Coat tail" right wildsky???Right??The Wiz!

You can call IT a coat tail if you want..............

 

[Idahojo]

You can call IT a coat tail if you want..............

But Dorothy, tell us, is it long enough to be a coat tail? Or just a flimsy glove?

 

[LuckySevens4U]

Lucky are you getting all of this? Serious gossip material.

No, I fell asleep on the job.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Emerald City Post


Volume III


Headline: Emerald City Wildlife!
Dateline May 30, 2009

Good morning, Gentle Emeraldites, and I must say, after the carousing behaviours of last night, I, for one, am GLAD to see the sun come up and these shocking events finally put to bed!

****help, I can't stop channeling Emily Post!!!****

This is what happens when there is a breakdown in the fundamentals of society, gentle readers! These ladies in scarlet RAMPAGED through our beloved Emerald City last night, led by that Wicked Witch, spreading rampant discord and, yes, I shall say it....terror! throughout the hearts of our brave and strong men. Even our great and gentle Dorothy was caught up in the sway.....methinks the slippers should go back into storage...hmmp!

***somebody get this proper old biddy OUT of my head!!!***

And where was our Light of Oz last night, while such excesses were being perpetrated? Hmmmm? He was still in that dungeon, trying desparately to free himself from the fairy queen's dreadful influences, and, I fear, was also under the restraints of the Wicked one herself. Never fear, gentle readers, the great Light of Oz will be redeemed! I have it under good authority that he has, indeed, freed himself from that foul place and the influences of these wild women, and shall return, triumphant, to return order to our fair city!

***Come on....type something DIRTY!!!*****

At least those filthy monkeys were finally rounded up!
***That's NOT what I meant!!***
But, true to form, the Wicked one has sent them forth from her dungon again before retreating inside it and sealing it tight. Tell me, dear readers, what this could possibly mean? There were rumors of a breakout of that dreadful place, of the darkest and most vile sort before the gates were sealed tight....

***I lost him....I can't believe I lost him.......Oops!***

At least this time, those hideous litle beasts seem to be behaving? I can't understand it, gentle readers, but they seem to be patrolling our fair Emerald City? What a shocking turn of events this is - its almost as if the Wicked one is working to protect our fair city? I am certain it is only a plot to further sow discord....we shall certainly see!

***Day-am!!! That guy has some SERIOUS evil!!! Must protect Emerald!***

Are we destined to see more dire happenings in our beloved City? Who, or what, escaped from that devilish place last night? Why has the Evil one locked herself in tight? What further evil could that hideously sadistic woman have in store for us??? When will the Wiz and our beloved Prince take matters in hand and CONTAIN that harlot!

Stay tuned, gentle readers, and lock your doors at night....for surely insanity runs through Emerald!

 

[LuckySevens4U]

Just say NO to drugs! lol

 

[The Wiz]

Emerald City Post


Volume III


Headline: Emerald City Wildlife!
Dateline May 30, 2009

Good morning, Gentle Emeraldites, and I must say, after the carousing behaviours of last night, I, for one, am GLAD to see the sun come up and these shocking events finally put to bed!

****help, I can't stop channeling Emily Post!!!****

This is what happens when there is a breakdown in the fundamentals of society, gentle readers! These ladies in scarlet RAMPAGED through our beloved Emerald City last night, led by that Wicked Witch, spreading rampant discord and, yes, I shall say it....terror! throughout the hearts of our brave and strong men. Even our great and gentle Dorothy was caught up in the sway.....methinks the slippers should go back into storage...hmmp!

***somebody get this proper old biddy OUT of my head!!!***

And where was our Light of Oz last night, while such excesses were being perpetrated? Hmmmm? He was still in that dungeon, trying desparately to free himself from the fairy queen's dreadful influences, and, I fear, was also under the restraints of the Wicked one herself. Never fear, gentle readers, the great Light of Oz will be redeemed! I have it under good authority that he has, indeed, freed himself from that foul place and the influences of these wild women, and shall return, triumphant, to return order to our fair city!

***Come on....type something DIRTY!!!*****

At least those filthy monkeys were finally rounded up!
***That's NOT what I meant!!***
But, true to form, the Wicked one has sent them forth from her dungon again before retreating inside it and sealing it tight. Tell me, dear readers, what this could possibly mean? There were rumors of a breakout of that dreadful place, of the darkest and most vile sort before the gates were sealed tight....

***I lost him....I can't believe I lost him.......Oops!***

At least this time, those hideous litle beasts seem to be behaving? I can't understand it, gentle readers, but they seem to be patrolling our fair Emerald City? What a shocking turn of events this is - its almost as if the Wicked one is working to protect our fair city? I am certain it is only a plot to further sow discord....we shall certainly see!

***Day-am!!! That guy has some SERIOUS evil!!! Must protect Emerald!***

Are we destined to see more dire happenings in our beloved City? Who, or what, escaped from that devilish place last night? Why has the Evil one locked herself in tight? What further evil could that hideously sadistic woman have in store for us??? When will the Wiz and our beloved Prince take matters in hand and CONTAIN that harlot!

Stay tuned, gentle readers, and lock your doors at night....for surely insanity runs through Emerald!

Vicks......That was some excellent reporting!! Unfortunatly I cannot reveal the details on how I made my escape from the dungeon..just in case I find myself back there at some given point!!Needless to say I am delighted to be seeing the bright lights(and breathing the fresh air)of The Emerald City again!!!(if you wouldn't mind Vicks,one of your monkeys made away with my 801...could you please have him return it?)The Wiz!

 

[Idahojo]

Oh Vicks I am so impressed with your editorial skills. I just knew you would be the right person for the job! None of us can even hope to come close to your skills. Bravo!!

I think that maybe that naughty monkey who was in my kitchen with his tiny whip just might be the one that stole Wizs' 801. You just might have a klepto monkey on your hands. He's awful cute with his little purple cape and all, but he might have sticky fingers as well.

 

[Idahojo]

Wiz it's good to have you back in the fresh air of the EC. Did you enjoy all the food I sent down to you the other day? I hope someone else didn't steal it before it got to you.

 

[Idahojo]

Just say NO to drugs! lol

My Dear Lucky, you will not say no to drugs when your back decides to self-destruct! Trust me, you will be begging for them.

 

[Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah]

Oh Vicks I am so impressed with your editorial skills. I just knew you would be the right person for the job! None of us can even hope to come close to your skills. Bravo!!

I think that maybe that naughty monkey who was in my kitchen with his tiny whip just might be the one that stole Wizs' 801. You just might have a klepto monkey on your hands. He's awful cute with his little purple cape and all, but he might have sticky fingers as well.

Why, thank you.....it starts simply enough...I know what happens in EC (heck, I initiate a good deal of the more....bizarre stuff) I just start rehashing....then I kinda get a vision of some prune faced little old lady from the 30's talking down her nose at everyone.....and I go blank....

I HAVE to get an Emilypostectomy..... fast!

 

[Idahojo]

LMAO! Well how can we do that for you? Should we come up with a sinfully good witches brew to wash that old lady out of your hair? (Remember that commercial)? Or maybe you should just write in the most wicked manner and she will leave permanently. LOL

 

[The Wiz]

Wiz it's good to have you back in the fresh air of the EC. Did you enjoy all the food I sent down to you the other day? I hope someone else didn't steal it before it got to you.

Jo......Food was OK...It was the Company down there that was outstanding!!The Wiz!

 

[Idahojo]

Jo......Food was OK...It was the Company down there that was outstanding!!The Wiz!

Vicks are you hearing this? He loves it in your dungeon. You need to fix that right away. Next thing you know you'll have the whole danged city down there. Hopefully Spikey can help change the dungeon's image.

 

[The Wiz]

Vicks are you hearing this? He loves it in your dungeon. You need to fix that right away. Next thing you know you'll have the whole danged city down there. Hopefully Spikey can help change the dungeon's image.

Jo.....I think everyone in the "dang" City has been in The Dungeon at one time or another...Hmmm..Except Sun!!!!The Wiz!