This was a totally fun read and a very good reminder that my bad morning was not so bad at all!! Thank you for the smile, though I'm sorry for the morning you had!! YIKES!
Mine started with my son and I, in our pj's, trying to rescue our 10 year old Lab (with a weak tendon in her back leg) who managed to get on the wrong side of the fence - she has always been our escape artist, but hasn't done this in a good 4 years. First came the heart attack when she didn't come running when I called them in, then trying to figure out how to get to her BEFORE she got into the brook. (the wet fall and winter made it possible for her to once again smoosh under the fence)..... here she is...
Then on to work where, when chatting with, and helping, an employee who is 57, he says during his story.... "I think I'm older than you...." um, I'm 43 and you are 57 and you THINK you are older than me??
But, it all balances out - and after not having a pv since Saturday and dealing with horrible disposables, my wonderful hubby is driving 40 minutes out of his way to pick me up a twist so I can be vaping again - and I also made it through with no cigs!!

I'm glad your day ended better than it started!