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[macaroni]

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

NO ....... and that leaves the market for "plant crackers" wide open.

 

[macaroni]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

[yasmin817]

because they only care about the livestock he is feeding the cracked corn to

 

[yasmin817]

What do you get from a pampered cow?

 

[BobbyQ]

Spoiled milk

 

[Heisenberg0914]

wheres waldo ?

 

[DocTonyNYC]

wheres waldo ?

He ran away with Carmen San Diego.

 

[DocTonyNYC]

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

 

[macaroni]

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

 

[macaroni]

Would you kill an innocent person if you knew it would mean saving a dozen other people?

 

[tiggerrts]

Would you kill an innocent person if you knew it would mean saving a dozen other people?

That certainly depends on a lot more information of circumstances.

 

[tiggerrts]

Have you heard about the four blood moons coming in the next two years?

 

[yasmin817]

no, but that sounds exciting!

Have you heard about the four blood moons coming in the next two years?

 

[yasmin817]

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tree?

 

[Rburne1]

A porky-pine

 

[tiggerrts]

I have eaten jelly and even a fish, what does a jellyfish taste like?

 

[tiggerrts]

wheres waldo ?

I saw him in the stadiums of college games.
Funny video and hard to spot.

 

[Reddhott]

jellyfish tastes pretty bland unless its mixed with something else (kind of similar to tofu)

I have eaten jelly and even a fish, what does a jellyfish taste like?

 

[Reddhott]

What Does It All Mean?

 

[macaroni]

When did you consider yourself an 'adult'?