Last summer, I was out at the Vineyard hunting down a huge man eating shark. This thing was a real whopper, about 25 feet long! It killed a bunch of people so we set out to hunt it down, but we underestimated him and he attacked the boat. Killed the captain and sank all our gear. Just as the boat was going down, he was coming at us. I took my
mod, jammed the atty down on it, sending it into thermal over load and threw it a him and said "Vape you son of a beach!" He chomped on it and it went BOOM! Instant sushi! (well, except for the parts that were nearest to his mouth, those were pretty cooked. Ironically, there I am floating along with my friend Richard, a bottle of red wine and sitting on about 2 tons of fresh seafood and I don't like fish. Why couldn't it have been a killer cow or chicken? Yeah, cows and chickens aren't much of a threat in the water but still, hunting down a 25 foot cow or chicken would be something. I'd have rather had one decent hamburger at that point then I would any form of shark steak but survivors can't be choosers.) So yeah, mods can be used as shark repellent/explosives.
