Passed the drunk test.

[CafeDigitalDiva]

yeah, I see the difference.
yes, australian's are proud of their criminal ancestors. mind you, most criminals sent to australia were guilty of petty crimes like stealing a loaf of bread to feed their starving family.
and we celebrate the colourful characters who broke out of prison against all odds, and even some who went around robbing and then killing police who were hunting them down. I guess that was fair, it's not like the police were going to arrest him, they were trying to kill him. kill or be killed.
but if you did that today, well, you're a terrorist it's funny how things change.

Botany Bay all the way baby! Woot

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

Go on.........

Yes please. Something really juicy and scandalous....maybe then, I can live down this er...um 'saran wrap' thing.

 

[DaveOno]

Hi-fiving ya Evie! (they need a hi-five emoticon). Been there done that, got the bumper sticker and the tshirt! I always wanted to be one of those chicks that could drink most guys under the table....fastforward a hunnerd yrs.....it never happened. Got tired of visiting my friendly neighborhood emergency room! Now, I only have a little celebratory libation on my bday and New Years Eve.

I know the expression, but it should be "out drink most guys."

Cause, when you think about it, can't most any girl drink a guy under the table? Hell, I don't even need a drink.

 

[DaveOno]

Yes please. Something really juicy and scandalous....maybe then, I can live down this er...um 'saran wrap' thing.

btw, I like your new Holiday Avatar. I liked the old one, too. But it's nice to see you get all gussied up.

(I got my new VV! I got my new VV! I got my new VV!)

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

btw, I like your new Holiday Avatar. I liked the old one, too. But it's nice to see you get all gussied up.

(I got my new VV! I got my new VV! I got my new VV!)

WHOOT!!!! Sweet Dave! Now THAT will make the holidays bright!

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

I know the expression, but it should be "out drink most guys."

Cause, when you think about it, can't most any girl drink a guy under the table? Hell, I don't even need a drink.

..........................

 

[Evie Luv]

Yes please. Something really juicy and scandalous....maybe then, I can live down this er...um 'saran wrap' thing.

Well Diva, it is a lot worse than 'Saran wrap' and I'm afraid you wouldn't respect me in the morning. It has been 28 years ago and took me years to live it down. It was after a Def Leppard concert in the late 80's which most of their music was the theme for the weekend and I will say this it was more erotic than 9 1/2 weeks, We don't regret it, in private it was the most sensual sexual pleasure I've ever known to be possible or exist x 2 for a whole weekend, until a year later when one of them got loose lips recounting his experience & prowess in a typical male pissing contest concerning who is the greater sex God and I became the woman/Godess everyone wanted to date! That was one of the worst/best stories. LOL.

This year I celebrated my 25th wedding anniversary just so you know.

 

[BigBen2k]

Well, that'll keep Wheezal quiet for a spell!

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

Well Diva, it is a lot worse than 'Saran wrap' and I'm afraid you wouldn't respect me in the morning. It has been 28 years ago and took me years to live it down. It was after a Def Leppard concert in the late 80's which most of their music was the theme for the weekend and I will say this it was more erotic than 9 1/2 weeks, We don't regret it, in private it was the most sensual sexual pleasure I've ever known to be possible or exist x 2 for a whole weekend, until a year later when one of them got loose lips recounting his experience & prowess in a typical male pissing contest concerning who is the greater sex God and I became the woman/Godess everyone wanted to date! That was one of the worst/best stories. LOL.

This year I celebrated my 25th wedding anniversary just so you know.

Um, er, ... ahem... Thank you Evie for that 'most stimulating' (especially for wheezal) 'trip down memory lane'!

Ok guys, Evie wins! Evie wins! Time to put all saran wrap references to rest. I now hand over the Official Halon 'Sceptre of Scandal'... ahem... to: EVIE LUV!

 

[sandt38]

i dont drink much either....just Catholic holidays, National Holidays, Canadian Holidays, Summer/Winter Soltice, Spring/Fall Equinox, Blue Moons, Red Moons, days with the temperature over 85, days with the temperature below 60, opening day of Baseball, every Sunday night football game, any day i get off work for personal/sick time, any sports playoffs, if my hair isn't quite working out that day, if i need to put fuel in my car, anytime i call my brother or sister or mother or father, if i start dating someone, if i break up with someone, if i meet someone new, if i have to go grocery shopping, or if date ends with an even or odd number.

byeond that, i dont touch the stuff.

I only drink on days ending with a "Y", and so far my Halo has kept me cig free for over a week now.

 

[sandt38]

I can only drink if my husband is with me! And then only if we are alone, so I hardly ever get to drink. But boy do I have some stories from before I got married! Truthfully me & alcohol don't really mix well together.

Wanna go out drinkin?

 

[chesty]

that's awesome sandt.

did you notice a change in taste and smell?

do you know about vapers tongue?

if you have fond memories of what a smoke is like, their all false memories, if you have a smoke now after a week, it will taste disgusting and make you sick.

 

[wheezal]

Well Diva, it is a lot worse than 'Saran wrap' and I'm afraid you wouldn't respect me in the morning. It has been 28 years ago and took me years to live it down. It was after a Def Leppard concert in the late 80's which most of their music was the theme for the weekend and I will say this it was more erotic than 9 1/2 weeks, We don't regret it, in private it was the most sensual sexual pleasure I've ever known to be possible or exist x 2 for a whole weekend, until a year later when one of them got loose lips recounting his experience & prowess in a typical male pissing contest concerning who is the greater sex God and I became the woman/Godess everyone wanted to date! That was one of the worst/best stories. LOL.

This year I celebrated my 25th wedding anniversary just so you know.

that's just like my story! minus the sex and Def Leppard.


but there was very little respect each morning.

 

[wheezal]

Time to put all saran wrap references to rest.

yeah....no




Evie just gets her own position among the royal court.

 

[BigBen2k]

...
Evie just gets her own position among the royal court.

Iron Maiden?!?

 

[sandt38]

that's awesome sandt.

did you notice a change in taste and smell?

do you know about vapers tongue?

if you have fond memories of what a smoke is like, their all false memories, if you have a smoke now after a week, it will taste disgusting and make you sick.

Thanks!

Taste and smell? Perhaps a little, but not really. Of course I destroyed my nose in my youth. They say smell and taste go hand in hand, so....

Vapers tongue?

Honestly, I am dying for the taste of a smoke. But I am dealing with it.

 

[chesty]

doh, they're not their. naughty chesty.

vapers tongue happens to some people, happened to me after a week of vaping. you can't taste vapour for a few days, every juice tasted like vegetable oil to me. it's a weird phenomenon.

 

[sandt38]

doh, they're not their. naughty chesty.

vapers tongue happens to some people, happened to me after a week of vaping. you can't taste vapour for a few days, every juice tasted like vegetable oil to me. it's a weird phenomenon.

Meh. Mine grammar and spellang aren't all that great anyways.

No vaper's tongue here, thank God.

 

[WillyZee]

Thanks a lot ... this thread brought back memories of a Reynold's Wrap story I had buried long ago

 

[wheezal]

Thanks a lot ... this thread brought back memories of a Reynold's Wrap story I had buried long ago

blame Countess Diva, bringing up repressed memories of shame and filth with her naughty misuse of culinary preservation materials.