Go ask Microsoft for the release date of the next major rev of Windows. Or Adobe for the release date of the next major release of Photoshop...
I think I have a better one. I'm an authorized Hewlett Packard dealer. I'll quote a printer today and find out it's been replaced by another model, tomorrow. We're totally in the dark until after the fact. Both good and bad.
On another note, maybe we should dream up another name for the VK-1. It may end up special enough to rank with names like BB, SB, Chuck. Something that can be registered since so many other seem to be picking up on the Vapor King name.