Perkins Paste

[REDFISHIN]

I could tell my PP arrived when I was 2 blocks away. I could barely see my mailbox due to cats from miles around and all the stray dogs trying to open the box. After honking the horn and driving like a madwoman I was able to clear the box and get my purple package. I parked right by my door so I could rush into the house. I figured I was safe once I got inside. Nope not so. I get in the house and shut the door. Clutching the package I breathe a sigh of relief.... Until I looked up. My dogs and cats are lined up in a perfect line. Four sets of eyes trained on the package in my hands. Chaos ensues. There's dogs growling and cats hissing and spitting. I rush into my room and shut the door. I think I'm safe until I open the package. I have the tube of PP in my hands and had just opened it when my best friend, my Chiweenie Elvira, who had ninjaed her way in the room, flys across the bed and snags the Paste out of my hands. Needless to say when she was done with it all that was left was a chewed up tube and I still haven't tried PP. Now Elvira it seems has super powers. Wherever she goes dogs three times her size bow down and cower. Cats do her every bidding. The question remains do I make another attempt.

LMAO!!
Try and scrape any remaining paste off what is left of the tube and try it to make sure you like it, pretty sure you will. And don't worry about the dog slobber, the paste will kill any germs. Then go and reorder.

 

[Kent Brooks]

I could tell my PP arrived when I was 2 blocks away. I could barely see my mailbox due to cats from miles around and all the stray dogs trying to open the box. After honking the horn and driving like a madwoman I was able to clear the box and get my purple package. I parked right by my door so I could rush into the house. I figured I was safe once I got inside. Nope not so. I get in the house and shut the door. Clutching the package I breathe a sigh of relief.... Until I looked up. My dogs and cats are lined up in a perfect line. Four sets of eyes trained on the package in my hands. Chaos ensues. There's dogs growling and cats hissing and spitting. I rush into my room and shut the door. I think I'm safe until I open the package. I have the tube of PP in my hands and had just opened it when my best friend, my Chiweenie Elvira, who had ninjaed her way in the room, flys across the bed and snags the Paste out of my hands. Needless to say when she was done with it all that was left was a chewed up tube and I still haven't tried PP. Now Elvira it seems has super powers. Wherever she goes dogs three times her size bow down and cower. Cats do her every bidding. The question remains do I make another attempt.

LMAO - that's one badash chiweenie.

 

[Benztee]

Got my two 50 ml bottles of that paste in today. Thank you Clark !! And I kid you not as I took the purple package out of the mailbox there appeared to be something stuck on it. Upon further inspection there was a white cat hair stuck to the top of the bag where we pull the tab to open it. Now I assume it was a cat hair right ? I looked like a mad man just chillin and laughing at my mailbox staring at a purple package.

 

[StacyInOkla]

LMAO - that's one badash chiweenie.

Perfectly normal for a dog who answers to Virus

 

[Kent Brooks]

Got my two 50 ml bottles of that paste in today. Thank you Clark !! And I kid you not as I took the purple package out of the mailbox there appeared to be something stuck on it. Upon further inspection there was a white cat hair stuck to the top of the bag where we pull the tab to open it. Now I assume it was a cat hair right ? I looked like a mad man just chillin and laughing at my mailbox staring at a purple package.

Paste comes from China, could be anything in that bottle. Meow.

 

[sc12]

I'm so weak. I placed my PP order this morning. Because my mail is delivered through a slot on my front door I hope it doesn't get to my cats before I get to it.

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and some folks keep a bowl of cats on the table.

 

[itsrayray]

My second paste should be here by Thursday, maybe this time I won't get mauled at the box.

 

[ElConquistador]

Mine is here, but I'm kind of nervous about it. I decided to take the lid off for a few days, not really to let it steep, but to air out the fishy odor.

 

[Timbuck55]

I just got my paste the other day and when I opened the bottle it threw up a mouse on me... I think I got a defective bottle but I'm going to vape it anyways because I'm a badass.

 

[Kent Brooks]

My second paste should be here by Thursday, maybe this time I won't get mauled at the box.

Rayray, you reordered paste? *GAG* Weirdo.

 

[Kent Brooks]

Mine is here, but I'm kind of nervous about it. I decided to take the lid off for a few days, not really to let it steep, but to air out the fishy odor.

Just make sure you don't let it air out... outside... LMAO.

 

[sc12]

Mine is here, but I'm kind of nervous about it. I decided to take the lid off for a few days, not really to let it steep, but to air out the fishy odor.

A few days? Not good. Last person to leave the lid off for a few days had their home tented for quarantine with a yellow tape perimeter set up.

 

[itsrayray]

Rayray, you reordered paste? *GAG* Weirdo.

Yep, of course I did. Didn't get mauled this time around.

Btw, zotZ are working. Wife didn't ask what was in the package, just if I had zotz in it.

 

[Kent Brooks]

Yep, of course I did. Didn't get mauled this time around.

Btw, zotZ are working. Wife didn't ask what was in the package, just if I had zotz in it.

LMAO

Cherry Zotz are on order, now, also.

 

[itsrayray]

LMAO

Cherry Zotz are on order, now, also.

Oh snap, she will have choices!

 

[DivideMyDestiny]

Rayray,

I'm with you. Hand Zotz to girlfriend and no questions are asked. If Zotz was ever forgotten, I'd be in deep.

 

[catmomma]

LMAO

Cherry Zotz are on order, now, also.

Yipee, I can't wait for cherry zotz!

 

[itsrayray]

Rayray,

I'm with you. Hand Zotz to girlfriend and no questions are asked. If Zotz was ever forgotten, I'd be in deep.

Mailman was at the box, so was she. I opened it up, handed her the zots. Didn't notice there were 3 bottles of juice. Or even the other package which has her mother's day gift, a nexus 7, to replace her kindle fire.

So far, operation zotz, a success. I even got one this time.lol.

 

[Kent Brooks]

Mailman was at the box, so was she. I opened it up, handed her the zots. Didn't notice there were 3 bottles of juice. Or even the other package which has her mother's day gift, a nexus 7, to replace her kindle fire.

So far, operation zotz, a success. I even got one this time.lol.

LMAO - operation Zotz.

 

[Partsmunkie]

Im gona order a papa johns pizza and vape it while eating this.. My wife will never let me order anchovies ever. Cant wait to stink up the house now.