Ordered some Perkins Paste today. Oddly enough, when I cam home from work today there were a few cats hanging around my house, almost like they were anticipating the PP arrival in a few days 
Hit it or Quit it - Perkins Paste (Nasty!)
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Ordered some Perkins Paste today. Oddly enough, when I cam home from work today there were a few cats hanging around my house, almost like they were anticipating the PP arrival in a few days
I suggest you quickly devise an alternative delivery plan and no matter what happens never look the cats directly in the eye.
Good idea. I may have to catch the mail man as he leaves the post office... on second thought, maybe I shouldn't post my delivery retrieval ideas, just in case they can read...
The reading you have to worry about is mind reading. They are listening, they are always listening.
I am concerned about my safety now. Speaking of safety, I wonder how they can mix this stuff without being attacked by zombie-like cats?
I heard they have trained cats that are locked in a sealed vault mixing and bottling the paste. 10' thick steel walls, only vacuum tubes big enough for bottles to pass through. Don't worry about the cats though, they have everything they need and are allowed unlimited paste in return for their work, so they are happy as all get out.
Oh, I'm sure the cats in the vault are perfectly happy with their unlimited supply of Paste (as a side note, if the box is sealed how do we know the current state of the cats?). It's the cats outside the vault you have to worry about. Megan may have trained them to do dishes but you must remember she has more juice than HQ. Shortest route to the Paste for cats living outside the vault is taking it from your corpse.
Closed circuit Paste O' vision
I don't know the specifics, as they won't let me near there, would end up with more juice than Megan, if that is possible
, so just going by what I think I heard from someones best friend's cousin's ex wife's nephew's uncle twice removed on the down low. 
Schrodinger's paste cat theorem upcoming???
The trouble I'm having in this regard is that zombie cats are both alive and dead at the same time. So they are already both possible outcomes before we ever put them in Schrodinger's box.
The box may not even be necessary at this point. Or is it??? How can you prove a cat is neither alive or dead, when they are already alive and dead?
We have to put it in the box for the thought experiment to work. Worse yet zombie cats just get more powerful when exposed to radiation and poison making it impossible to keep them in the box. The only conclusion I can come to is that there is no box.
LOL! I love this!
Depending upon your discipline, it may be there are no cats, or no box.
Edit: I see Thundernoggin aka Tim beat me to it!
"This is not a Pipe" by René Magritte just popped into my head except I substituted box for pipe...
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