Hit it or Quit it - Perkins Paste (Nasty!)

[distortoblotto]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

I really hope it is because when I first read the reviews I thought, "Oh this is just a joke" but now...
Its bad because my favorite food is food, and as it is made by Nicoticket.... You know the rest. :wallet:

The only way to find out is to order a bottle for yourself. Now the question is "Do you feel Lucky punk?"

Well do ya?

Perkins Paste. Now guaranteed to have 37% fewer bug parts.

 

[Shoebunnie]

All of this talk of the paste got me in the mood to order some today. I get home from work and see our friendly neighborhood bobcat cruising the street! He's already stalking my mailbox. I swear I live in a populated suburban area. The picture is not the best as it was with my phone. Neither one of us were expecting this special moment.

 

[gopher_byrd]

I'm going to get me some paste tomorrow, it should complement the Grap3 Ap3 nicely. I'm sure my dog and cats will enjoy it...

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

Watch out for the raccoons......

 

[REDFISHIN]

Watch out for the raccoons......

The raccoons don't bother me, its the buzzards that won't quit circling my house since my perkins paste showed up that are about to drive me nuts.

 

[sc12]

Wait! what's that peculiar Oder? A tallow truck? A rendering Plant? A pulp mill? Ah, No, Its only the Perkins Paste!

Oh yuck! I made a courtesy delivery to a rendering plant one winter. It was about 5 degrees out and the tiny entry & even smaller office where I waited forever for someone to come and sign was about 95 degrees and talk about stink!!!!!! OMG!!!!! I'd have been happier stepping into the next area which was full of tote size boxes of bones and pieces of fat and meat. It was cooler...got a breeze from there when someone opened the door.

 

[Bionicunderwear]

Ok so all kidding aside...does this freak of nature vape actually exist?

 

[itsrayray]

Ok so all kidding aside...does this freak of nature vape actually exist?

Only if you allow it to be.

 

[JPinSTL]

Ok so all kidding aside...does this freak of nature vape actually exist?

I bought some and I'm still alive. However, YMMV.

 

[Kent Brooks]

........!!!

Poor Tom - he asked "the question."

 

[Kent Brooks]

Ok so all kidding aside...does this freak of nature vape actually exist?

The natives have taken to diluting it in toilet water and putting it in neti pots as an ode to an ancient ritual in honor the cat goddess. After proper steeping time with a hand-full of early grey tea, it's almost fit for human consumption.

*ahem* *cough* *ahem*

 

[Bionicunderwear]

The natives have taken to diluting it in toilet water and putting it in neti pots as an ode to an ancient ritual in honor the cat goddess. After proper steeping time with a hand-full of early grey tea, it's almost fit for human consumption.

*ahem* *cough* *ahem*

I just threw up in my mouth....literally lol

 

[Hebram]

Bottle it and send to Clark. There is some of that in it too.

 

[bobdarkside]

Bottle it and send to Clark. There is some of that in it too.

Shh.. Secret ingredient.

The natives have taken to diluting it in toilet water and putting it in neti pots as an ode to an ancient ritual in honor the cat goddess. After proper steeping time with a hand-full of early grey tea, it's almost fit for human consumption.

*ahem* *cough* *ahem*

Listen to the creator, the toilet water does help. Without it, imagine stuffing anchovies in your tank/dripper calling while smelling out of date beef that's been in the sun for a week, it is that thick. If you still think it's for you, make sure you have a big stick ready. Your going to have to fight feral animals to make it to your mailbox, if your mailbox is still standing.

Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk

 

[DasBluCig]

Chorizo, scrapple, and fish by-products - hit it, before it hits you . . . .
It's the American-ized version of patis!








. . . and, if you add Megan's fish eyeballs and spleen we have bagoong.

Let's not be forgettin' haggas and head cheese.....!!
YUM-YUM!!
Just like Mama used ta make!!
Happy (vaping) Trails!

 

[B2L]

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A unique combination of neutral, mechanically recovered beef protein, delicately flavored with anchovy and use by date expired spices. This juice comes in a tube for your mobile convenience, just squeeze a bit out onto your dripper and vape in solo bliss.

Now guaranteed to have 37% fewer bug parts!!

*This is not a product - for the love of God, do not order this.

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This thread is intended to serve many purposes!~

Serving suggestions
Build Advice and specific "tasting notes" associated with specific builds
Q&A
Feedback for the R&D, Clark/Katy etc
General thoughts to help people whom have already purchased the liquid get more out of the investment, or, to help people who might potentially purchase the liquid make an informed decision!

Thank you in advance for contributing to this thread!~

After hearing Megan gush about your juice I've been thinking I need to try it so I stopped by to check out the offerings and find this

So is there a check box for the extra eyeball option

 

[Kevin33]

After hearing Megan gush about your juice I've been thinking I need to try it so I stopped by to check out the offerings and find this

So is there a check box for the extra eyeball option

You should slap yourself in the face for even thinking about ordering this stuff. Go ahead, we'll wait. Slap yourself in the face.

 

[B2L]

You should slap yourself in the face for even thinking about ordering this stuff. Go ahead, we'll wait. Slap yourself in the face.

Done!

Thanks, I'm feeling better now

 

[Kevin33]

Done!

Thanks, I'm feeling better now

Good. (did you really do it?) Cause that's how Perkins Paste hits you, a slap in the face. You should order some.......

 

[Kent Brooks]

Good. (did you really do it?) Cause that's how Perkins Paste hits you, a slap in the face. You should order some.......

I slapped myself in the face - it really works! (Where's the Tylenol?)