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I've been married for almost 20 years, so my pickup lines are a little rusty. But once, on vacation, my wife, who is a very attractive woman, was at the bar while I was talking to some people we'd met. Saw a guy grab a stool next to her to operate (neither of us really wear our wedding rings, in fairness to the guy). She's a sociable gal who was happily chatting with him. By the time I wandered over there, I think he was feeling like he had a shot.
I walked up, put my hand on her back, and said, "Any interest in a little casual fling? It's my last night here." She flashed me a grin, said that was exactly what she came looking for, and we left arm in arm. The guy was left staring after us with a look that combined confusion, jealousy, and a whisper of rage.
We still laugh about that.
I walked up, put my hand on her back, and said, "Any interest in a little casual fling? It's my last night here." She flashed me a grin, said that was exactly what she came looking for, and we left arm in arm. The guy was left staring after us with a look that combined confusion, jealousy, and a whisper of rage.
We still laugh about that.
I've been married for almost 20 years, so my pickup lines are a little rusty. But once, on vacation, my wife, who is a very attractive woman, was at the bar while I was talking to some people we'd met. Saw a guy grab a stool next to her to operate (neither of us really wear our wedding rings, in fairness to the guy). She's a sociable gal who was happily chatting with him. By the time I wandered over there, I think he was feeling like he had a shot.
I walked up, put my hand on her back, and said, "Any interest in a little casual fling? It's my last night here." She flashed me a grin, said that was exactly what she came looking for, and we left arm in arm. The guy was left staring after us with a look that combined confusion, jealousy, and a whisper of rage.
We still laugh about that.
Okay.... that's just Awesome!
AHHHHgreed! WHAT a story! Loved that!!
I've been married for almost 20 years, so my pickup lines are a little rusty. But once, on vacation, my wife, who is a very attractive woman, was at the bar while I was talking to some people we'd met. Saw a guy grab a stool next to her to operate (neither of us really wear our wedding rings, in fairness to the guy). She's a sociable gal who was happily chatting with him. By the time I wandered over there, I think he was feeling like he had a shot.
I walked up, put my hand on her back, and said, "Any interest in a little casual fling? It's my last night here." She flashed me a grin, said that was exactly what she came looking for, and we left arm in arm. The guy was left staring after us with a look that combined confusion, jealousy, and a whisper of rage.
We still laugh about that.
Great story
..... you reminded me of an experience I had at a bar...Don't know if this actually qualifies as a pickup line, but it's a true story...
I'm standing at the bar, drinking my Lone Star beer. This gorgeous redhead walks up, and asks,
"Are you a Texan?"
"Yep" I replied.
"Why aren't you wearing a cowboy hat?" she asked.
"Cuz I don't play with cows" I said.
(turns out, she was from up north, and thought we all rode horses, and worked cattle)
We spent the next 2 months together.
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That's priceless!! Love it!!I've been married for almost 20 years, so my pickup lines are a little rusty. But once, on vacation, my wife, who is a very attractive woman, was at the bar while I was talking to some people we'd met. Saw a guy grab a stool next to her to operate (neither of us really wear our wedding rings, in fairness to the guy). She's a sociable gal who was happily chatting with him. By the time I wandered over there, I think he was feeling like he had a shot.
I walked up, put my hand on her back, and said, "Any interest in a little casual fling? It's my last night here." She flashed me a grin, said that was exactly what she came looking for, and we left arm in arm. The guy was left staring after us with a look that combined confusion, jealousy, and a whisper of rage.
We still laugh about that.
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