Pick-Up Line King/Queen Contest!!! $50 Gift Certificate Give Away. Come Have Fun!!!

[Mandikay]

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

 

[Mandikay]

My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts

 

[mac63]

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

 

[Mandikay]

Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

 

[Kaezziel]

Ooooooooo! I'm excited to see who wins this!

I know we don't get a "vote", but I'm cheer leading a few of you... Your romantic pick up lines took me over the edge.

I wub.


@LJFinFLA

@Kaezziel

@westhc

and @mac63



You go, boyzers!!!!


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Awwwwwwww... Thanks, Hon! You know that we you too!

 

[mac63]

If you were a drug, I would overdose!

 

[westhc]

 

[CountBoredom]

 

[mac63]

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

 

[westhc]

When I think of you I smile, and when I smile I think of you. I don't know whether it's the thinking that makes me smile or the smile that keeps me thinking.

 

[CountBoredom]

 

[mac63]

I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line.

 

[Katdarling]

When I think of you I smile, and when I smile I think of you. I don't know whether it's the thinking that makes me smile or the smile that keeps me thinking.

SO stealing this.........

 

[mac63]

If you were one of the three little pigs and I was the big bad wolf, instead of blowing your house down I would blow you kisses.

 

[jmur]

You guys are overthinking. Simplify. The best line I ever used was a simple "Oh My God". Bout 30 years ago (yeah, I'm old) and spoken under my breath. But enough for her to hear it, apparently. Her being a lifeguard that was a dead ringer for Farrah Fawcett, SO far outa my league. But...led to some interesting times (and almost a divorce). So, my advice is SIMPLIFY!
(Disclaimer: I am no longer nuts and now happily married).

 

[mac63]

Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

 

[Mandikay]

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

 

[Mandikay]

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

 

[Mandikay]

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

 

[Mandikay]

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.