Pictures, Poems, & Quotes from all across ECF - Part 2
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Adam and Eve
T'was in the garden of Eden the Lord called out to Adam and Eve. Surprised that the Lord had one gift for each of them, Adam jumped up and down, with excitement.
'What is it? What do you have for me?' Adam cried out happily.
'Well', said the Lord, 'not so fast Adam. I have two gifts...one for you and one for Eve. You'll have to decide together who gets theirs first.'
Eve, seeing how Adam was unable to contain his excitement, very calmly said, 'Adam, you go first.'
'Whoooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' Adam continued to jumping in excitement. 'What do you have for me, Lord?' he asked.
The Lord said, 'Well, Adam, not so fast....I have two gifts but you can only pick one. You'll have to decide which one you want.'
'Ok, Lord.' said Adam. What's the first one?'
The Lord held up a bag and looked inside....'the first one, Adam, is the ability to pee standing up and the sec---'
'Whooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll take it!!!!!!!!' Adam shouted with excuberance.
'But, Adam, don't you want to know what the second one is?' asked the Lord.
'No, Lord. There can be nothing better in the world than THAT gift!!!'
'Ok,' the Lord said and gave Adam his gift.
'Thank you, Lord,' Adam said as he proceeded to try it out, showing it off to Eve, then ran off throughout the garden.
Eve stood alone before the Lord, 'Is there anything left for me,' she asked.
'Of course,' the Lord said. 'I had two gifts - one for you and one for Adam.'
There was a brief silence and, Adam could still be heard in the distance.
'What's the other gift, Lord?' asked Eve.
'Brains', said the Lord.
T'was in the garden of Eden the Lord called out to Adam and Eve. Surprised that the Lord had one gift for each of them, Adam jumped up and down, with excitement.
'What is it? What do you have for me?' Adam cried out happily.
'Well', said the Lord, 'not so fast Adam. I have two gifts...one for you and one for Eve. You'll have to decide together who gets theirs first.'
Eve, seeing how Adam was unable to contain his excitement, very calmly said, 'Adam, you go first.'
'Whoooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' Adam continued to jumping in excitement. 'What do you have for me, Lord?' he asked.
The Lord said, 'Well, Adam, not so fast....I have two gifts but you can only pick one. You'll have to decide which one you want.'
'Ok, Lord.' said Adam. What's the first one?'
The Lord held up a bag and looked inside....'the first one, Adam, is the ability to pee standing up and the sec---'
'Whooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'll take it!!!!!!!!' Adam shouted with excuberance.
'But, Adam, don't you want to know what the second one is?' asked the Lord.
'No, Lord. There can be nothing better in the world than THAT gift!!!'
'Ok,' the Lord said and gave Adam his gift.
'Thank you, Lord,' Adam said as he proceeded to try it out, showing it off to Eve, then ran off throughout the garden.
Eve stood alone before the Lord, 'Is there anything left for me,' she asked.
'Of course,' the Lord said. 'I had two gifts - one for you and one for Adam.'
There was a brief silence and, Adam could still be heard in the distance.
'What's the other gift, Lord?' asked Eve.
'Brains', said the Lord.
Good morning friends
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I'm sorry, would you like some? 
Can I get you some breakfast this morning?
I hope you have a wonderful, relaxing day
Ahhhh ....
Oh
I'm sorry, would you like some? Can I get you some breakfast this morning?
I hope you have a wonderful, relaxing day
Good night friends
I probably won't be doing much here for the next couple of weeks, going back to work for a little bit to help another lady out. I'll be back tho'
I probably won't be doing much here for the next couple of weeks, going back to work for a little bit to help another lady out. I'll be back tho'
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