Well, if only the powers-that-be had heeded my words about lowering regular prices + reducing the number of big sales. But I get no respect at all. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said 'okay, you're ugly too.' Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' Yeah, only Rodney knows my pain.