Poor Mr. Newbie

[DC2]

Mr. Newbie does not have much money to spend.
Mr. Newbie does not want to make the wrong purchase.
Mr. Newbie wants to get it right the first time.

Mr. Newbie wants an automatic battery.
Mr. Newbie wants it to be the size of their normal cigarette




Mr. Newbie wants it to be just like their cigarettes.
Mr. Newbie wants to get it right the first time.

Oh poor Mr. Newbie, you just contradicted yourself.
And you don't even know it yet.


If you want it to be like your cigarettes, then you can't get it right the first time.
Because you really don't want it to be like your cigarettes.
But that's the part you don't know yet.

 

[maureengill]

Now now there dc2...don't bust too hard on the newbies. I still have a hard time putting money out for a new niquid that I don't know if I'll like or not...

 

[DC2]

I just feel bad for Mr. Newbie.


But maybe he'll read this and change his mind!!
YAY!!


It's just kind of funny how we all start out this way.
I see so many posts about how everyone wants it to be just like their cigarettes.

We should all go back and look at our first posts.
Good times!!

 

[LowThudd]

LOL. Maybe the "Fuzzy Wuzzy" format might better rhyme.

Choosey Newbie wants e-cig
Choosey Newbie Gets the Jist
Choosey Newbie doesn't want a mod
Choosey Newbie says it's way to broad
Choosey Newbie REALLY wants to give it a go
Choosey Newbie gets a new eGo

That's a little nicer anyway.

 

[WillieB69]

I can relate to Mr. Newbie. Knowing what I know now, I would have gone with my box mod or a Hello 016 first. Not that my 510 mega batteries are BAD by any means, they just don't have the go power to get me through the day. My happy little box mod has solved that problem.

 

[Houdini]

I remember when I was a newb I never asked a single question here. I just read everything for about a week and decided a 901 was the best choice. Back then it was too. Now I think the 901 is an endangered species.

 

[spaky]

I remember when I was a newb I never asked a single question here. I just read everything for about a week and decided a 901 was the best choice. Back then it was too. Now I think the 901 is an endangered species.

Same here, but with the 510. If anyone takes some time on here, pretty much any question has been asked and answered multiple times.

 

[whiskey]

I guess Spanky ,thats why we all like to be around to answer those questions .....LOL...