[If e-cigarettes had been invented first...]
Tired of paying high taxes on your personal vaporizers and nicotine liquids? Fed up with public vaping bans? Had enough of recharging batteries, buying new atomizers, and messing with liquid nicotine?
Then don't fight it! Just light it!
Because we have something for you! REAL cigarettes made with REAL tobacco! No more muss and fuss. Just open the package, remove a cigarette, ignite it, and enjoy! REAL cigarettes produce smoke, not vapor, so you can even smoke them in public places!
Act now and we'll send you one free disposable lighter with each carton you order (lighters are used to ignite your cigarettes; one lighter will ignite approximately 200 cigarettes).
But wait! There's more! We'll also send you a free, convenient ashtray to dispose of the left-over waste (ashes and butts)!
Our Product Lineup:
REAL Cigarette Starter Kit:
Includes: 2 Cartons of REAL Cigarettes: (10 packs each of 20 cigarettes each), 2 disposable lighters, one ashtray, one spray can of air freshener, a package of breath mints, and a bottle of Fabreze. Special Introductory Price: $175.00
Accessories:
Extra Ashtrays: Why have just one when you can have them in every room in your house? Save yourself those extra steps! $2.50 each in red, blue, green, yellow, and white.
Fire extinguishers ($50.00 each, refillable)
To order, go to: www.who-took-my-damned-lighter.com.
Please Note: REAL cigarettes have not presently been approved by the FDA until they determine if they are addictive and can then investigate options on how best to tax them for maximum financial gain.
Tired of paying high taxes on your personal vaporizers and nicotine liquids? Fed up with public vaping bans? Had enough of recharging batteries, buying new atomizers, and messing with liquid nicotine?
Then don't fight it! Just light it!
Because we have something for you! REAL cigarettes made with REAL tobacco! No more muss and fuss. Just open the package, remove a cigarette, ignite it, and enjoy! REAL cigarettes produce smoke, not vapor, so you can even smoke them in public places!
Act now and we'll send you one free disposable lighter with each carton you order (lighters are used to ignite your cigarettes; one lighter will ignite approximately 200 cigarettes).
But wait! There's more! We'll also send you a free, convenient ashtray to dispose of the left-over waste (ashes and butts)!
Our Product Lineup:
REAL Cigarette Starter Kit:
Includes: 2 Cartons of REAL Cigarettes: (10 packs each of 20 cigarettes each), 2 disposable lighters, one ashtray, one spray can of air freshener, a package of breath mints, and a bottle of Fabreze. Special Introductory Price: $175.00
Accessories:
Extra Ashtrays: Why have just one when you can have them in every room in your house? Save yourself those extra steps! $2.50 each in red, blue, green, yellow, and white.
Fire extinguishers ($50.00 each, refillable)
To order, go to: www.who-took-my-damned-lighter.com.
Please Note: REAL cigarettes have not presently been approved by the FDA until they determine if they are addictive and can then investigate options on how best to tax them for maximum financial gain.
The Wiz!
