@CraigHB
Q: Did you hear about the electronics engineer / vampire named Tara who, for extra money, started a Taxicab service?
A: Her current work involves Tara bite-hard drives.
Did you hear about the bad experience the unhip engineer (NOT A REDUNDANCY!) had, trying to be otherwise?
... He tried to smoke a solder joint.
When you've been up coding external hardware to computer interfaces, nothing quite says breakfast like a byte of serial.
PCB Layout Engineer: One of the few professions from which you can be fired for missing the bus.
Q: Why should chip designers take more calculus?
A: Well, it's all about Very Large Scale Integration!
Q: What do you call a legislator that writes laws about output of power plants, but ignores current and resistance?
A: A voltage regulator.
Q: Why do transistors tend to live longer than resistors?
A: Most likely it is due to their active lifestyles.