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Q: Did you hear about the electronics engineer / vampire named Tara who, for extra money, started a Taxicab service?
A: Her current work involves Tara bite-hard drives.


Did you hear about the bad experience the unhip engineer (NOT A REDUNDANCY!) had, trying to be otherwise?
... He tried to smoke a solder joint.


When you've been up coding external hardware to computer interfaces, nothing quite says breakfast like a byte of serial.


PCB Layout Engineer: One of the few professions from which you can be fired for missing the bus.


Q: Why should chip designers take more calculus?
A: Well, it's all about Very Large Scale Integration!


Q: What do you call a legislator that writes laws about output of power plants, but ignores current and resistance?
A: A voltage regulator.


Q: Why do transistors tend to live longer than resistors?
A: Most likely it is due to their active lifestyles.
 
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