I don't want to think about it except for Liv2ski's theme
Naw, there is the kickoff, punts and field goals, so the game is part kicking the ball. The one thing that they don't do is bounce it off their heads.
If they picked up the ball, it would be called "Hand Ball" now wouldn't it?! Not "Foot Ball".. The Americans got a little confused in their choice of name, methinks!
...but you have to admit. there is more hand action than foot action !!

You betcha. God gave us arms and hands, to use them. Who came up with the idea of a sport, where arms and hands are forbidden....but you have to admit. there is more hand action than foot action !!

If they picked up the ball, it would be called "Hand Ball" now wouldn't it?! Not "Foot Ball".. The Americans got a little confused in their choice of name, methinks!
Naw, there is the kickoff, punts and field goals, so the game is part kicking the ball. The one thing that they don't do is bounce it off their heads.![]()
my guess is that the american "football" came from the basis of distance-based scoring,... a matter of feet.
however since they rule the game in yards, i vote we change it to "yardball" and leave "football" for the sport of 99% kicking (minus the goalie of course)
not to mention i long for the moment to start a word with the letter Y other than "you/your" and "yellow". so when i tell people how meaningless and stupid their obsession with YARDball is, i'll at least get something out of it.

Hi:
1 - Whiskey
2 - Classy
3 - jj
4 - tibby
5 - Atty
6 - Dusty (after you get back from foraging)
7 - Jerry
8 - Gummy
9 - uAdC
10 - Every- and anyone else![]()