Pre veteran thread (2011)

[JerryRM]

Playmate !!!!!!

 

[SmokingBullet]

Not exactly...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jC4xPbFOWXE/SNLJrMruYVI/AAAAAAAAB_w/216jbhB2fno/s400/Fire-Breathing+....jpg

I guess this guy graduated at the top of his flammable class. No need to teach this guy how to pump his gas!

 

[JustaGuy]

Miss me?

Just peeking in from work...no bouncing tonight; I can barely type on this thing let alone navigate from place to place...

Just saying hi to the gang and wishing you all a good evening/night.

Sent from my Galaxy Tab

Aww, stuck in the ER all night. Yes, missed thee.

 

[JerryRM]

One of the stupid laws in Illinois. Galesburg: it is illegal to beat a mouse with a baseball bat.

Hmmmm.......I guess it's ok to beat one with a hockey stick.

 

[starrynight]

For all our NJ fisherman "It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season."

 

[JustaGuy]

Too much of a risk with all the hair spray use

Real man don't use hair spray, but a few of us do carry "crotch rockets". Ask Bullet...

 

[jj2]

So I'm watching America's Funniest Videos.
Kid is denying having flushed anything down the stool.
Dad pulled out Winnie the Pooh and Tigger!

 

[jj2]

Hmmmm.......I guess it's ok to beat one with a hockey stick.

If it was handy, I'd use it. Not necessarily to beat the mouse but to chase it away!!!

 

[SmokingBullet]

Real man don't use hair spray, but a few of us do carry "crotch rockets". Ask Bullet...

There lives within the very flame of love, a kind of wick or snuff that will abate it...Shakespeare
...life is but a dream.

 

[Pokeygizmo]

Thanks ! I was feeling sorry for myself but y'all have cheered me up.

Take care, stay warm - I'll catch up eventually.

Off to save lives and stamp out disease...lol

Sent from my Galaxy Tab

 

[JerryRM]

For all our NJ fisherman "It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season."

That one doesn't even make any sense, no matter how much you try to rationalize it.

 

[JerryRM]

Thanks ! I was feeling sorry for myself but y'all have cheered me up.

Take care, stay warm - I'll catch up eventually.

Off to save lives and stamp out disease...lol

Sent from my Galaxy Tab

Aww. we miss you, Playmate. Go and save some lives now.

 

[JustaGuy]

I guess this guy graduated at the top of his flammable class. No need to teach this guy how to pump his gas!

0 to 60 in 2.7 flat, baby! And yes, it's flammable.

 

[jj2]

If your cockarooster (spelled this way...well...because), chicken or any other fowl smells foul, then you could face a fine as this ordinance states you cannot have a smelly animal.

 

[starrynight]

That one doesn't even make any sense, no matter how much you try to rationalize it.

I know , like what does making a blanky have to do with catching some trout?

 

[JerryRM]

If your cockarooster (spelled this way...well...because), chicken or any other fowl smells foul, then you could face a fine as this ordinance states you cannot have a smelly animal.

Hah, I can just see the farmers giving 50 chickens a bath. lol

 

[JustaGuy]

So I'm watching America's Funniest Videos.
Kid is denying having flushed anything down the stool.
Dad pulled out Winnie the Pooh and Tigger!

I was going to but better not...

 

[SmokingBullet]

That one doesn't even make any sense, no matter how much you try to rationalize it.

Fisherman knit sweaters?

 

[JustaGuy]

There lives within the very flame of love, a kind of wick or snuff that will abate it...Shakespeare
...life is but a dream.

Now, that's below the...signature line. I was referring to PVs.

This here cowgirl walks with spurs!

 

[jj2]

Old law on the books in Crete. It prohibits people from driving their cars through the town.