Profile ? I want to know who I'm talking to ?

[zelda]

My avatar is really a picture of me - oh wait maybe not. Hmmm

 

[kgeiger002]

What is it with men and hotdogs? My husband thinks hotdogs are the solution to all of life's problems:

Me: "I have a headache"
Him: "Want a hotdog"?

Me: "I'm sad today"
Him: "Want a hotdog"?

Me: "My left arm just fell off"
Him: "Want a hotdog"?

So recently, he said this while we were in public and I jokingly yelled "STOP PUSHING YOUR HOTDOG ON ME" and booooyyyyy did it get quiet in that store!!

Kryssi - I think you need a hotdog ?

 

[JerryRM]

Oh God!! LMAO - Just spewed Pepsi all over the cat. I gotta use that line.

ROFL !! Can you post a picture of the cat, covered in Pepsi ??!!!

 

[zelda]

This thread is closed now thanks to Jerry. OK not really.

 

[JerryRM]

My avatar is really a picture of me - oh wait maybe not. Hmmm

It's you, Mary, you are truly a flower !!
(I had better knock it off or I will get in trouble again).

 

[JustKryssi]

Kryssi - I think you need a hotdog ?

Hahaha...sad thing is...he really is talking about hotdogs. No innuendo at all. Sigh.

 

[zelda]

Hahaha...sad thing is...he really is talking about hotdogs. No innuendo at all. Sigh.

Its all right after a couple more weeks here thats all he'll be talking in is innuendo

 

[wolflrv]

Just ask him he prefers his hotdogs boiled or on the grill..that will shut him up...ROFL!

 

[JustKryssi]

Oh no!!! I meant my husband, not Kris. Bwahahaha!

 

[zelda]

I better start paying attention! This is why I stay away from the new members forum - not the best at advice.

Jerry post something. I just put my foot in my mouth.

 

[JerryRM]

This thread has become

 

[316lvm]

ROFL !! Can you post a picture of the cat, covered in Pepsi ??!!!

Heck no!!! That cat's mad at me. He's sitting here cleaning off the pepsi and vapor staring at me thinking,

"Just wait till you go to bed. Just you wait."

I may have to start throwing hotdogs at him.

 

[JerryRM]

Just ask him he prefers his hotdogs boiled or on the grill..that will shut him up...ROFL!

That's just plain nasty !!!!!

 

[wolflrv]

JerryRM..the OP conceded that we could all be whatever alter-ego we wanted in our profiles..so I figured it's open season to have some fun! No reason to close a perfectly harmless thread...

 

[zelda]

This could get dangerous.

 

[JerryRM]

Heck no!!! That cat's mad at me. He's sitting here cleaning off the pepsi and vapor staring at me thinking,

"Just wait till you go to bed. Just you wait."

I may have to start throwing hotdogs at him.

Oh yeah, when they give you that certain look, it means "watch out, I'm about to sharpen my claws and I'm gonna use you (or the furniture) to sharpen them with".

 

[JustKryssi]

I apologize for threadjacking and promise to keep further talk of hotdogs to myself!

 

[zelda]

I thought you took off after that inadvertent comment I made.

 

[JerryRM]

JerryRM..the OP conceded that we could all be whatever alter-ego we wanted in our profiles..so I figured it's open season to have some fun! No reason to close a perfectly harmless thread...

Yeah, wolf, but kgeiger is a relatively new member. He has no idea what demons he has unleashed.

 

[JerryRM]

I apologize for threadjacking and promise to keep further talk of hotdogs to myself!

Well, it got me laughing, because I found a new diner that sells fresh weiners. The cook makes them up, while you wait, so I bought a bunch of them. Had some for supper last night and tonight.

I tell you Kryssi, hotdogs are the cure for everything that ails you !!!