At this exact moment? Eggnog. 
You're in the mountains camping alone and a bear attacks your camp while you're asleep. He rears up and is about ready to bear-slap you as you crawl out of your tent. There is a flare gun to your right and a jar of honey to your right. Which do you use? lol.
You're in the mountains camping alone and a bear attacks your camp while you're asleep. He rears up and is about ready to bear-slap you as you crawl out of your tent. There is a flare gun to your right and a jar of honey to your right. Which do you use? lol.