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You are supposed to do a little research - or at least take a guess . . .
Some of them definitely would and maybe even more then either of "Us" knows for sure . . .
MUST BE A REALLY GOOD MAN THEN . . .
AND - Yes. . . ALL Of Those PEOPLE - have the same birthday as "Your Hubby" . . .
Random Joke
Welfare Office
A woman walks into the downtown Harrisburg welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"
' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.
Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'
''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy."
In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'
Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!'
An' they all comes a running. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
'Then I call them by their last names..'
LOL just too funny, thanks for the contest.
OoO I could definitely use a nice shiny or matte finish eGo battery! And I will buy some nice new cartomizers and a new kanger T3 or evod tank for it!! Cmonnnnnnn lucky post! I could use a pick me up!! For sure!
And I will buy some nice new cartomizers and a new kanger T3 or evod tank for it!! Cmonnnnnnn lucky post! I could use a pick me up!! For sure!
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