Q-Where do you find a one legged dog?
A-Where you left it!
Someone throw this dog a bone with a free prize!!! LOL
A-Where you left it!
Someone throw this dog a bone with a free prize!!! LOL
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs being pulled behind a ski boat?
A: Skip.
A: Skip.
I'm better at marriage jokes....
I tell people I like my coffee like my wife, cold and bitter.
When I'm at a store and the check out person goes have a nice day. I look down and pout and say I cant I'm married.
I tell people I like my coffee like my wife, cold and bitter.
When I'm at a store and the check out person goes have a nice day. I look down and pout and say I cant I'm married.
been married 29 years...when I see someone getting arrested I think...man that dude is so lucky, I got to go home to my family....
of course I married Mrs Right....just did not know her first name was ALWAYS.... I can also do the male bashing jokes...got 3 daughters 2 sisters....whats the fastest way to a mans hart? A 10" knife throught the chest.
of course I married Mrs Right....just did not know her first name was ALWAYS....
I can also do the male bashing jokes...got 3 daughters 2 sisters....whats the fastest way to a mans hart? A 10" knife throught the chest.
Been married over 40 years and the major part of that has been good. DH will even agree.
And the bad is because of medical issues.
Of course we agreed we weren't joined at the hip once we said I do. He does his things, I do mine, and don't do anything to hurt each other. And of course there is family things.
Still love the guy too.
And the bad is because of medical issues.
Of course we agreed we weren't joined at the hip once we said I do. He does his things, I do mine, and don't do anything to hurt each other. And of course there is family things.
Still love the guy too.
Hahahaha! Yeah, I'm so mean to dogs...see? Xavier thinks so too!
then again, he HAS legs.
then again, he HAS legs.
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