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dizzy from the 'fun' drinks I sat down for a second to gather myself. Reality came into focus. Sally, the hostess character, who was still with me, helped me up. " How are you going to now explain this to your boss in addition to the rest of the stuff that has happened?"
well I think I will say I fell asleep and was imprisoned by a roving band of one eyed purple pygmies from the Land of Nevermore........
Sally began to shake her head in amazement, "or you could just tell the truth," she exclaimed. "You were on your way to the Urgent Care in Branson because you suspected you had heat stroke as you were imagining a vaping duck. They were closed so you decided, in your dizzying fit, to go on vacation at my B&B. You collapsed on the floor dehydrated and from exposure where I got you conscious again. We left together to go back to the SPCA in Thayer, when we stopped at a restaurant you had a 'fun' drink which induced further hallucinations. You came to your senses and here we are." Sally suggested I return with her to the SPCA down the road and explain this to my boss in order to save my job, "you can't afford to lose your job in this economy...
Just as I pulled away she yelled "you people from Missouri are real jackasses!" I began to feel bad for being so rude and acting so rash, as I had been accepting of her support until now. So I stopped the truck and let her back in. "I'm sorry about that, I don't know what came over me, perhaps I have multiple personality disorder." I will drop you off at your friend's house in Thayer if you like?"
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So here I am driving around with Sally, thinking should I still search for that duck or should I divert my insatiable desire, almost an obsession to find that duck.
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"Shut up Danny," I muttered deep and guttural under my breath. "You and that stupid duck, you're such a pansy ...," this unidentifiable and foreign voice jeered. "It IS not stupid Zane," I whispered soft and timidly. "You are always taking over and bullying me around." The two distinct voices soon coalesced as Sally inquired, "DO you have mental issues?"
I sat there thinking to myself, did I take my meds today? I really thought I didn't need that Thorazine that the psychiatrist prescribed so if I missed one or two it really wouldn't matter.
Could it be that I have having withdrawal from analogs that is making me a bit unhinged?
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As I contemplated the last few events, realizing that I am not aware of my condition, and drove Sally to her new destination I picked up my Provari VV because my Zues' battery died and like most people I have a number of various makes and models of ecigs because I too am obsessive, this is why I smoked. As I puffed a gruff and baritone voice muddled through my brain, "you're always think'n you little weasel. Why don't you try doin something for a change." So I floored the gas pedal............
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So I got into my F150 and Sally was waiting on me. I drove her to her friend's house and dropped her off. Before I drove off she leaned into the window and wished me well, "I hope you get your mind straightened out, you can't seem to keep your story straight. Perhaps you just have short term amnesia because you don't think back more than one step? Maybe this is caused by your apparent multiple personality syndrome? Either way I hope Danny wins out because Zane is an ... when he starts vaping on that Zeus. I definitely have a lowered opinion of those Missoura folks." "Bye," I said as I drove off to pay the piper at work.
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