I settled back in my seat with my drinks and looked through the grainy pictures of this strange creature that the young lady in the Ozarks had emailed to my office...
and even more interesting, "Anas Platyrhynchos migratory patterns are fairly reliable, if it is indeed true, what could be causing the radical shift?" The bourbon went down smooth, which was more than I could say for the flight, "where did this guy get his aviation training, KMart?"
Well my only consolation is we will be landing soon! I am also thinking about food...I wonder what specialties I will find once I get to the region where this young lady is. Also I am hoping to get some great still shots and videos of this strange creature...
As the pilot announced it was safe to disembark from the plane, I grabbed my carry-on and camera bag. My stomach growled as I stepped into the SGF terminal. Everywhere I looked I saw BBQ signs, I stopped into one of the restaurants and gobbled down a quick brisket and a beer and headed out to the rent-a-car area.
"That is an EXCELLENT idea," I thought to myself, "I'm brilliant." I packed up my gear, hopped in and took off down Route 13 toward Dogwood Canyon. Noticing the no smoking sign in the SUV I took out my mod and began puffing away, "didn't say anything about no vaping, " I mumbled sarcastically.
Without the nasty ashes and smell of an analog they will never know. I am rather enjoying my ride through the mountains with the beautiful scenery and fresh mountain air...
As I crossed the bridge over Table Rock Lake I noticed how clear the water was, it was serine and it reminded me of that beautiful woman I had met who was so intent on helping me. "I wonder how she is?"
She was a sight to behold. Her blue eyes reminded me of the serene lake I just passed. She asked me to chat with her as she picked fresh vegetables for the dinner she was going to prepare for us tonight...
She said she was serving fresh mountain trout, baking potatoes and vegetables fresh from her garden with a lovely cream sauce she made using her own herbs. She also said we would have a drink before dinner and vape on her new Zeus she just received with her new juices from V4L the day before...
...Twisted Bergamot Tea and Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie. Recalling my true reason for being there I let it slip for a while as I soaked in the surrounding beauty. Before I could ask, "My name is Sarah," she said with a grin. "Lets get to work after dinner, ok?"
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