Random story thread game, end 8/18/13

[mcol]

While laying on the ground, I noticed something shiny off to the side of the road.

 

[randomhousegir]

It was the heart of the sea thought to have been lost on the Titanic when it went down

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[mcol]

I knew immediately my luck had changed.

 

[randomhousegir]

And apparently also had my glasses prescription. What I saw was not the gem as I first thought it was.

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[Staffman28]

but it was a shrunken head on a key chain

 

[mcol]

I told myself I was hallucinating.

 

[Staffman28]

But the shruken head told me I wasn't and said, "My I have a vape mon?"

 

[mcol]

Were those my car keys on the key chain?

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Nope. They were someone else's keys

 

[randomhousegir]

And with those keys were instructions on where the car they went to was parked! It didnt seem suspicious at all

 

[Staffman28]

In fact it seemed like the instructions were taking me to the old Johnson Mill up the hill, oh look, a pail of water.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

After drinking the water, I felt as if I might burst so I......

 

[randomhousegir]

Exploded all over the place

 

[SmilingSlasher]

figuratively......of course. I ran to the nearest bush and it felt like I pee'd for 20 minutes. While relieving myself, I seen what appeared to be.......

 

[spartanstew]

a ridiculous tapatalk signature.....

 

[Bintmartin]

Giving the real name and address of an FBI agent.


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[SmilingSlasher]

The agent in question was a female agent. FBI Field Agent Wrecked..................................Dixie Wrecked.

 

[whodat2112]

So I walked to find the car, but on the way, a talking albino monkey wearing mouse ears and a thong jumped out from behind a bush and said to me.

 

[Nailz]

'You got one of them new green zeus's '

 

[SmilingSlasher]

and I replied......."Yo' Mama gave it to me........after our good time lastnight." Then I realized that I just admitted to loving up a monkey. I'm gross.