Random story thread game, end 8/18/13

[whodat2112]

To which I replied.........Whoa, a talking albino monkey!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Staffman28]

The talking albino monkey rolled his eyes and sarcasticly replied, "We have ourselves a scholar here boys!"

 

[whodat2112]

The monkey then went on to tell me that his name was Winfred, but I could call him.......Winfred.

 

[Staffman28]

I quickly grabbed my Samsung Galaxy S4 and snapped a picture.

 

[mcol]

He was not amused.

 

[Staffman28]

In fear of an attack I thought I would sing to him to calm him down, "Five little Monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and hit his head."....

 

[mcol]

It didn't work so I offered him a hit off my green Zeus.

 

[Staffman28]

Winfred shook his head, "Not unless it's Cool Banana."

 

[mcol]

I asked him what other flavors he likes.

 

[tnash]

He said something about hot dog and taco. Yuck!

 

[SmilingSlasher]

I suggested that he try vaping something tastier..........like

 

[mcol]

Like Banana Breeze Nobacco juice, or even Cool Banana WOW Vapor juice.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

He considered my ideas but eventually just said "Nah" and then turned and walked away......

 

[Bookworm]

I shook it off and continued walking towards the old mill, looking for the car, until suddenly I heard something behind me.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

It was small, white dog. Its eyes glowing in the streetlight. I guess it heard me walking and started following me. "Hey-ya, fella!! You nice??" I called out

 

[FranC]

and the little dog came running up

 

[Heden Aklowd]

and proceeded to lift it's leg on my leg

 

[FranC]

as I stepped quickly away

 

[Amraann]

I twisted my ankle, making my search for the car very difficult

 

[mcol]

Was not one of my better days for sure.