Random story thread game, end 8/18/13

[Amraann]

I did not even have my cell phone to call someone for a ride.

 

[barefootgirl]

So I did what I always do when I need to deeply assess a situation. I whipped out my Zeus and started vapin' and thinkin'

 

[EmeraldLeo1982]

Then a cop drove by and tried to arrest me for illegal substances..

 

[l_strider_l]

I then whipped out the FBI signature I'd found, "Dixie Wrecked," I said, "at your service." He looked at me baffled and perplexed. "Perhaps he thought that I was hexed!"

 

[Amraann]

I still had to explain to him what vaping is.

 

[Heden Aklowd]

as he like most didn't have a clue

 

[l_strider_l]

After I explained it to him he began to say, "you're the strangest looking female FBI agent I've seen near the bay." "Because," I interjected, "I'm a Female Body Inspector!"

 

[mcol]

He did think my Zeus was pretty cool.

 

[Amraann]

At that point he looked confused.

 

[l_strider_l]

So I explained to him more thoroughly than ever, what vaping was and how I could never...use any drugs or dress up like a girl, those things made me sick, like I could hurl.

 

[mcol]

I think he was finally understanding.

 

[l_strider_l]

"Great," I said, "now that you understand allow me to go, I have a destination and I'm moving to slow!" So I moved along down past the next street, having no time to waste I had a clock to beat...

 

[Amraann]

I had to rush because the vape store was having a sale!

 

[mcol]

50% off all smileomizers and magenta Zeus', with the coupon code 'Monkey'.

 

[l_strider_l]

So with monkey on my mind I began to mutter, "I don't know why my mind is such a clutter." As I talked under my breath I continued to amble, so I chided myself, "you're beginning to ramble!"

 

[mcol]

I saw a light, in the distance.

 

[Nailz]

It was flicking on and off

 

[mcol]

Seemed to be in code, and trying to send me a message.

 

[FranC]

I really tried to figure it out but

 

[Amraann]

What the message is alludes me.