Copied from the Mega Thread, posted by Junior:
Reo Utility Use #25
On the way home from work today...I had planned for a very uneventful evening. Fiance was cooking dinner, I was ready to play call of duty (black ops) with headphones on while the fiance wines and complains that I don't help her (i still play about 2 hours a day of call of duty on the 360 at 30 years old, and plan to do so until I die, I'm a gamer at heart). However my drive home, and my daydream was cut short when I saw a 35-40 year old woman on the floor right before my townhouse wearing nothing but pajamas while laying in the snow. I walked over to her, the thought of a stroke, heart attack, sniper shot, and hundreds of other reasons swept through my mind like a Tornado as I ran over to her. What could cause my neighbor (someone who I've never met) to be laying on the snow covered grass, not screaming ? I held her cold hand and asked her if she knows what day today is, her eyes opened wide, and her gaze became increasingly frightening to me, I thought i was in a Japanese horror film and was looking around for a little Japanese boy walking towards me with his head on backwards...I pulled myself together and realized she could not talk...she did not grasp my warm hand as held hers. She did not respond to my manly but well manicured hands when I held her neck (most women close their eyes and smile when I do) so I knew her body was not responding to me in the way that all women have done, and all women should.
Naturally I grabbed my phone to dial 911, and just like in a cheesy horror film, the phone said low battery...except this wasn't a cheesy horror film, this was real life. This was happening, right now. I spotted a neighbor about a quarter mile away, he was shoveling his driveway and could not see us due to the limited visibility during these weather conditions...I yelled out using my manly brute voice, and he heard me. I commanded him to dial 911 and so he did.
When my attention was back on this poor woman, I noticed an S line in the snow, the width of a PVC pipe. The curves in the S-line in the snow seemed to go on for hundreds of feet as I carefully zero'd in on the trail in the snow leading up into the woods. "SNAKE" was the second thing that came to mind, which followed my primary thought of fear. While I saw the trail go up and away from this paralyzed woman, there is more than enough reason to believe the snake could have circled around to finish the job on it's prey. I of course, would be right between him and his meal....but luckily that was not the case. I let go of the woman and followed the trail a bit more to confirm the snake was truly gone.
It was no doubt a 36 inch copperhead - , with its red-brown coloration and darker hourglass bands, is easily camouflaged in the leaf litter of a forest floor...but it didn't stand a chance in the untouched pristine snow that covered 99% of new jersey tonight.
As i scanned her body for bite marks, I fought the evil thoughts that came into my mind...such as "wow, my neighbor is a hottie and i never knew", coupled with "Jesus Christ, this chick is smokin". I looked a little further down her leg as her eyes followed my every move, her paralysis could not hide the fear and terror in her eyes.....death would be the only thing protecting her tonight, she was sure of it.
Once I found 2 holes in the middle of her calf, I realized she must have stepped on it by mistake, and the snake had only one choice to protect itself. Just like I have only one choice; to save this woman.
There is truth to this fact, you need to extract the poison before it seeps into the blood, and gets distributed through the body...death is step 3 in this process .
Scanning through my options, and thinking about the available time I have left before this hottie neighbor of mine would start seeing dark, and fall into an infinite sleep.
I grabbed my ReoGrand, popped the drip tip off of my 306, and jammed it in-between the two bite marks like a syringe. Due to the state of the art bottom feed system, it also works as a suction system as well. Since she was paralyzed, I didn't have to warn her of the upcoming pain, nor did I have to worry about her struggling to move and escape my grasp due to her temporary paralysis.
With the atomizer plugged into her skin, about an inch deep....I depressed the "never-fail" switch mechanism to heat up the infection and poison that is pooling below the surface of her skin. I then squeezed the bottle of the reoGrand, and due to natures law, suction was achieved...with the heat of the 306, and the perfection of the feed system, I was able to warm up the poison, and drain all of it into the 6ml bottle that Rob had provided. After all of the venom was out, I sealed and burned the wound by heating up the atty again, and holding it against her skin for exactly 30 seconds...
After a few minutes, her body started to move, her lips tried to speak, and the lights of the ambulance was slowly coming closer....before she was able to say thank you.....I took an 8 second vape of the venom in the 6ml bottle, and vaped in her face and walked away -
Reo Utility Mod #25 - Extract Poisonous Deadly Venom from a paralyzed woman
Thank you all for reading.
FYI, Do not try to vape venom at home. I am a professional, do not attempt. I was as High as a kite, who knew snake venom would give me such a buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 01-18-2011 at 08:38 PM
