Request: Good Joke

[RoKeM]

An old man was sitting on his rocking chair when little Billy walked by carrying a roll of chicken wire. The old man asked, "Where are you going, Billy?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some chickens!" The old man told him you can't catch chickens with chicken wire, but a little while later Billy returned with some chickens.

The next day, the old man saw Billy walk by again, this time with some duct tape. The old man asked, "Where are you going, Billy?" Little Billy replied, "To catch some ducks!" The old man told him you can't catch ducks with duct tape, but a little while later Billy returned with some ducks.

The next day, the old man saw Billy walk by again, this time with some ..... willow.

"Hold on, son, I'm coming with you!"

GREATNESS!!!!!!!!

 

[jdandison]

It's not really a joke, but a good story, I guess. It is pretty funny.

Our vending guy came to the office on Friday, so I asked him to replace the 'Iced Tea' button with a different Ice-T:

Ok, so maybe it's not that funny...?

 

[kyfatherof1]

it tickled me