Really Really Bad Jokes

[Kate]

 

[Avid]

HAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

 

[Kate]

 

[Kate]

 

[asidrave]

Kate...your a gem

 

[swoods93631]

There are two guys sitting in a steam room, One looks over and notices the other guy has quite a nice "package". "Wow, God was nice to you wasn't he" he says. The other guy states "nah, that takes work".

So the first guy asks "Really, how so?"

Second guy says "Well every single day I roll it in butter and after about 30 days you will notice a "sizable" difference!"


............
2 months later...........

The same two guys are in the steam room again.

the first guys says "Hey, I have been trying your suggestion, everyday I have been rolling "it" in butter. Strange thing is if I didn't know any better I would say things are getting smaller, not bigger."

Second guys asks " well you are using pure butter right?"

First guy "Well no, pure butter is a bit to expensive for everyday use so I have been using Crisco."

Second guy "Thats shortening you idiot!!!!"

 

[Rhetoric Camel]

A priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[Kendra]

From my five year old:

Why did the bubble cross the road?

It was stuck in the chicken's .....

 

[Rhetoric Camel]

And one more:


if PRO is the opposite of CON, then what's the opposite of PROGRESS?

I loved that one, made me laugh pretty hard

 

[Northern Bob]

Why bad jokes are easier to remember than the good ones

NB
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...re-easier-to-remember-than-the-good-ones.html​

 

[Kilroy2.0]

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

 

[Northern Bob]

Study: A bad joke could be dangerous

NB

 

[Kate]

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

 

[Di]

LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER...​

Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.​

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.​

Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.​

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.​

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.​

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,​

"Lord, they are finally together."​

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:​

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:.....​

"I think he means her legs, Ethel...."8-o​

 

[Kate]

 

[Rhetoric Camel]

Where does a one legged girl work?











IHOP

 

[Kilroy2.0]

What has 4 legs and one arm?

A very happy pitbull!

 

[Darth Vaporer]

K-sound Krew....


...................No that's it, that's the joke lol (jk)

 

[Darth Vaporer]

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

 

[Darth Vaporer]

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter