Darth Vaporer Full Member May 16, 2009 31 0 51 Death Star May 16, 2009 #221 May 16, 2009 Add bookmark #221 What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Darth Vaporer Full Member May 16, 2009 31 0 51 Death Star May 16, 2009 #222 May 16, 2009 Add bookmark #222 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
RsL Super Member ECF Veteran Apr 18, 2009 755 2 Minneapolis May 16, 2009 #223 May 16, 2009 Add bookmark #223 The 3 Stages of Sex in a Marriage. 1) House sex: When you are doing it in every room of the house. 2) Bedroom sex. When it's only done in the bedroom. 3) Hallway sex. When you pass each other in the hallway and say, F--- You! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
The 3 Stages of Sex in a Marriage. 1) House sex: When you are doing it in every room of the house. 2) Bedroom sex. When it's only done in the bedroom. 3) Hallway sex. When you pass each other in the hallway and say, F--- You!
Darth Vaporer Full Member May 16, 2009 31 0 51 Death Star May 16, 2009 #224 May 16, 2009 Add bookmark #224 Is it just me? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Darth Vaporer Full Member May 16, 2009 31 0 51 Death Star May 16, 2009 #225 May 16, 2009 Add bookmark #225 I guess not! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
youfillintheblank Super Member ECF Veteran Nov 13, 2008 929 5 Ontario, Canada May 17, 2009 #226 May 17, 2009 Add bookmark #226 What do you say to a one legged prostitute? Hop in! Rhetoric Camel said: Where does a one legged girl work? IHOP Click to expand... ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
What do you say to a one legged prostitute? Hop in! Rhetoric Camel said: Where does a one legged girl work? IHOP Click to expand...
Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah Vaping Master ECF Veteran Mar 9, 2009 3,944 46 West Allis, WI www.emeraldvapers.com May 17, 2009 #227 May 17, 2009 Add bookmark #227 RsL said: The 3 Stages of Sex in a Marriage. 1) House sex: When you are doing it in every room of the house. 2) Bedroom sex. When it's only done in the bedroom. 3) Hallway sex. When you pass each other in the hallway and say, F--- You! Click to expand... I always heard that the third stage of marriage was the Oral Sex stage - same punchline. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
RsL said: The 3 Stages of Sex in a Marriage. 1) House sex: When you are doing it in every room of the house. 2) Bedroom sex. When it's only done in the bedroom. 3) Hallway sex. When you pass each other in the hallway and say, F--- You! Click to expand... I always heard that the third stage of marriage was the Oral Sex stage - same punchline.
Gearwork Full Member Apr 2, 2009 21 0 48 Memphis, TN May 18, 2009 #228 May 18, 2009 Add bookmark #228 Q: How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? A: MARINES AREN'T AFRAID OF THE DARK! better told in person and screamed directly into the recipients face. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Q: How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? A: MARINES AREN'T AFRAID OF THE DARK! better told in person and screamed directly into the recipients face.
D DreamVapor Full Member ECF Veteran May 1, 2009 57 6 Bowling Green Ohio May 19, 2009 #229 May 19, 2009 Add bookmark #229 Why did Mickey Mouse break up with Minnie Mouse? . . . . .............Because she was F_ing Goofy!!! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Vicks Vap-oh-Yeah Vaping Master ECF Veteran Mar 9, 2009 3,944 46 West Allis, WI www.emeraldvapers.com May 19, 2009 #230 May 19, 2009 Add bookmark #230 What happened when Bluto went to Mt. Olive? Popeye just about killed him. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
Darkest Senior Member ECF Veteran Mar 5, 2009 182 1 Nashville TN May 19, 2009 #231 May 19, 2009 Add bookmark #231 What is the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? You don't lend the toothbrush out to your friends (I have to make sure the wife isn't looking....) What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing...you have already told her twice. And for the stupid joke... What do you call the illegally parked frog? Toad ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share
What is the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? You don't lend the toothbrush out to your friends (I have to make sure the wife isn't looking....) What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing...you have already told her twice. And for the stupid joke... What do you call the illegally parked frog? Toad