Reveal the super power of the poster above you!

[mcpDave]

^ 25% of all bullets fired at him bounce off

 

[davelog]

^ Can tune in 98KUPD on any radio anywhere in the world

 

[mcpDave]

recives the lunchroom announcements of the CIA on his teeth fillings

 

[SheerLuckHolmes]

Repels old lady perfume with his own Body Odor.

 

[dank0050]

has the ability to make that annoying emergency warning sound off on your phone when he is angry, like tonight.

 

[davelog]

^ Can send bathing suits to another dimension with a snap of his fingers

 

[mcpDave]

^knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop

 

[davelog]

^ has elbows sharp enough to pierce 1/4" steel plate

 

[SheerLuckHolmes]

Can visualize a four bumper cue ball shot with his eyes open.

 

[davelog]

^ Can turn any drip tip into a knucklehead. Even glass ones.

 

[mcpDave]

^when he speaks in foreign languages subtitles appear in the air in front of him
sorry was not able to make the meet on sunday from the sounds of it you guys had an adventure. It was my birthday and some friends had other plans I was unaware of during that time, but no worries we got the platypus back to the zoo on time.

 

[davelog]

^ Sets candles on fire when he blows on them

Happy belated, man! Don't sweat missing the meet, one of the great things about them is they happen every month!

 

[mcpDave]

^Whenever he does does hard work it happens in 80's montage form

 

[davelog]

^ Can sing Quiet Riot songs in a manner that allows deaf people to hear him