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[SheerLuckHolmes]

Can shapeshift into the smoke monster from 'Lost' and say, "I'm not smoke, I'm vapor."

 

[davelog]

^ vapes beer straight out of the tap

 

[mcpDave]

^ His beard is actually composed of trained hamsters that kill with a telepathic command

 

[davelog]

^ Often called by the zoo to retrieve lions from the trees

 

[mcpDave]

^ All of his DIY juices contain the tears of his fallen enemies

 

[davelog]

^ Wrestled a Buick and put it in a submission hold

 

[AzPlumber]

^ Can use the ctrl-alt-del on his key board to restart a bad situation and change the outcome.

 

[davelog]

^ Pops credits on pinball machines by walking past them

 

[mcpDave]

^ knows what step 2 of the underpants gnomes plan is

 

[davelog]

^ can run faster than most people drive

 

[mcpDave]

^ drives faster than most airplanes fly

 

[davelog]

^ Travels by cannon

 

[mcpDave]

^ can achieve near earth orbit using a pogo stick and trampoline

 

[davelog]

^ Can watch an entire 2-hour movie in 12 minutes

 

[mcpDave]

that's only some specific types of movies ^can find any remote instantly

 

[davelog]

^ Must maintain a court-ordered 50 yard distance from any Hot Topic store, as his presence immediately renders their entire stock passe'

 

[mcpDave]

^ makes all traffic lights turn yellow as he approaches them

 

[davelog]

^ Can jump in and out of Twilight Zone episodes, but only during the 4th of July marathon.

 

[SheerLuckHolmes]

Inhales all negativity from a room of people and exhales joy & laughter.

 

[davelog]

^ Puts on his socks using only his feet