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Discussion in 'VIP - Vaping in Phoenix' started by davelog, Mar 29, 2012.

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  1. SheerLuckHolmes

    SheerLuckHolmes Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 28, 2009
    Tempe, Az
    Can shapeshift into the smoke monster from 'Lost' and say, "I'm not smoke, I'm vapor."
     
  2. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ vapes beer straight out of the tap
     
  3. mcpDave

    mcpDave Full Member Verified Member

    Jun 3, 2012
    phoenix
    ^ His beard is actually composed of trained hamsters that kill with a telepathic command
     
  4. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Often called by the zoo to retrieve lions from the trees
     
  5. mcpDave

    mcpDave Full Member Verified Member

    Jun 3, 2012
    phoenix
    ^ All of his DIY juices contain the tears of his fallen enemies
     
  6. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Wrestled a Buick and put it in a submission hold
     
  7. AzPlumber

    AzPlumber Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Aug 28, 2011
    Arizona
    ^ Can use the ctrl-alt-del on his key board to restart a bad situation and change the outcome.
     
  8. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Pops credits on pinball machines by walking past them
     
  9. mcpDave

    mcpDave Full Member Verified Member

    Jun 3, 2012
    phoenix
    ^ knows what step 2 of the underpants gnomes plan is
     
  10. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ can run faster than most people drive
     
  11. mcpDave

    mcpDave Full Member Verified Member

    Jun 3, 2012
    phoenix
    ^ drives faster than most airplanes fly
     
  12. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Travels by cannon
     
  13. mcpDave

    mcpDave Full Member Verified Member

    Jun 3, 2012
    phoenix
    ^ can achieve near earth orbit using a pogo stick and trampoline
     
  14. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Can watch an entire 2-hour movie in 12 minutes
     
  15. mcpDave

    mcpDave Full Member Verified Member

    Jun 3, 2012
    phoenix
    that's only some specific types of movies ^can find any remote instantly
     
  16. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Must maintain a court-ordered 50 yard distance from any Hot Topic store, as his presence immediately renders their entire stock passe'
     
  17. mcpDave

    mcpDave Full Member Verified Member

    Jun 3, 2012
    phoenix
    ^ makes all traffic lights turn yellow as he approaches them
     
  18. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Can jump in and out of Twilight Zone episodes, but only during the 4th of July marathon.
     
  19. SheerLuckHolmes

    SheerLuckHolmes Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 28, 2009
    Tempe, Az
    Inhales all negativity from a room of people and exhales joy & laughter.
     
  20. davelog

    davelog Vaping Master Verified Member ECF Veteran

    May 4, 2011
    Phoenix
    ^ Puts on his socks using only his feet
     
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