Seniors

[JerryRM]

I stumbled into this social group and realized that I might be a member of it. Then I saw a thread called "Seniors" and it looked familiar. When I looked at the posts, I realized that I had posted in here before. Of course, I had to check my name tag to make sure I was JerryRM. I didn't want to confuse myself with someone else, that would be embarrassing. LOL.

 

[jj2]

We'll take you no matter what state of confusion you are in Jerry.

 

[Sponge Bobiwan]

We'll take you no matter what state of confusion you are in Jerry.

That must be what they are asking for where it says "State" on this online order form I'm filling out. But it only allows me 2 characters. Anybody happen to know right off hand the abbreviation for the state of Confusion?

 

[jj2]

Getting older is like living in a haunted house..........lots of noises and smells you just can't explain...............

 

[iamdougm]

Nothing wrong with getting older... it beats the alternative!

 

[debb]

Getting older is like living in a haunted house..........lots of noises and smells you just can't explain...............

 

[5cardstud]

Since I got older I suffer from the furniture desease. My chest has fallen into my drawers.

 

[5cardstud]

Getting older is like living in a haunted house..........lots of noises and smells you just can't explain...............

Or see..................

 

[debb]

Since I got older I suffer from the furniture desease. My chest has fallen into my drawers.

OMG! I am laughing like a lunatic! My dogs think I am nutz...

 

[jj2]

Good one 5card!!!

 

[jj2]

Man who eats prunes, gets good run for his money....

 

[debb]

So does woman....

 

[jj2]

I saved this one for women.
You know your getting old when you bend over and your boobs reach the floor first.....

 

[debb]

LMAO.....

 

[jj2]

Games for when we get old:
1. Sag, You're It.
2. Hide & Go Pee
3. Poops & Bladders
4. Tootie
5. Kick The Bucket.

 

[debb]

 

[Nighthawk]

oh too funny jj!

 

[jj2]

Okay, I'm over sixty and (hopefully no where near thinking about my REALLY senior years), but those years are ahead of me. I hope and pray I'm healthy to the very end. There's that possibility that I won't be so I'd like to know how many of you have talked about your future plans with your children, and, if so, what you discussed?

 

[JerryRM]

No children, jj. I guess when I'm too old to take care of myself, I'll just hop on the back of the trash truck and head off to the dump.

 

[jj2]

Well I guess I worded that wrong. It doesn't necessarily mean just children. There are always sisters and brothers or just a true friend(s).

So Jerry, if you do reach 100+ (since you are too ornery to age too young), I hope there is someone to give a helping hand. Or at least someone who will help you get onto the trash truck.