hahahahahah,
yes, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, you two are really baaaaaaaaaad ------
you just wanna get your hands on them thar bad boys so
you can ----
show them the error of your ways !!!!!!!!!!
OK, you got me.
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OK, you got me.
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....ok yes yesss, the error of my ways thing, I confess to it ~ I've been a very bad girl and I need to be punished!!!!
(Miss Mia knows how to turn them tables at the last minute, she does!
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....ok yes yesss, the error of my ways thing, I confess to it ~ I've been a very bad girl and I need to be punished!!!!
(Miss Mia knows how to turn them tables at the last minute, she does!
well you guys,
now there is an offer you should not refuse !!!!!
....ok yes yesss, the error of my ways thing, I confess to it ~ I've been a very bad girl and I need to be punished!!!!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, I've got a full tank of gas, half a bottle of ECOpure, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses......
It's 106 miles to Chicago, I've got a full tank of gas, half a bottle of ECOpure, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses......
Ah but it's only *53* miles to the half-way point rest stop!!! I'll get the PGA chillin in a champagne bucket, and pack up the >>(insert gratuitous ecig-related innuendo here)<<!! Oh doc, I always HAVE wondered if that bad leg of yours is really as much of a hindrance as you claim -- finally I get to find out for sure!! (But you're sharin some of those vic-ys either way mister!)
Start your engines, ready set GO!!!!!!
(Boys, you payin' attention?? Stick with Elwood Blues lines and you'll ALWAYS get "lucky"!)
It's 106 miles to Chicago, I've got a full tank of gas, half a bottle of ECOpure, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses......
Ah but it's only *53* miles to the half-way point rest stop!!! I'll get the PGA chillin in a champagne bucket, and pack up the >>(insert gratuitous ecig-related innuendo here)<<!! Oh doc, I always HAVE wondered if that bad leg of yours is really as much of a hindrance as you claim -- finally I get to find out for sure!! (But you're sharin some of those vic-ys either way mister!)
Start your engines, ready set GO!!!!!!
yes, -- yes, -- yeeeeeees, --
well, AJM,
read back,
see how she did it,
and go do it too !!!!!!
there are lots of sexy guys here on forum, ---
go grab yaself one
you can do it -- !!!!!
....BRRRRRRR, it's getting COLD out here, where's my date??? Thank goodness I've had the PGA and a few friendly truckers to help keep me warm!! Methinks SOMEONE might have a few things to learn about proper courtesy on rest stop dates! And it wasn't easy strapping that cage to the top of my car either ya know!!
....BRRRRRRR, it's getting COLD out here, where's my date??? Thank goodness I've had the PGA and a few friendly truckers to help keep me warm!! Methinks SOMEONE might have a few things to learn about proper courtesy on rest stop dates! And it wasn't easy strapping that cage to the top of my car either ya know!!
OMG well, I am shocked, scottbee was so keen, I thought he would be there long before you, and waiting with the champagne and a rose, ------------
....BRRRRRRR, it's getting COLD out here, where's my date??? Thank goodness I've had the PGA and a few friendly truckers to help keep me warm!! Methinks SOMEONE might have a few things to learn about proper courtesy on rest stop dates! And it wasn't easy strapping that cage to the top of my car either ya know!!
Don't you give me any crap woman! I know dayum well that you said the Cracker Barrel.... not the T/A Truck Stop (mind you... I have stumbled across a lot of rental T/A there....).
Pleased to hear that you enjoyed your time with the stinkin' truckers. Cracker Barrel waitresses can be pretty dern nice too.. and they bathe!
Don't you give me any crap woman! I know dayum well that you said the Cracker Barrel.... not the T/A Truck Stop (mind you... I have stumbled across a lot of rental T/A there....).
Pleased to hear that you enjoyed your time with the stinkin' truckers. Cracker Barrel waitresses can be pretty dern nice too.. and they bathe!
...oh cupcake, all is forgiven, I'm so glad it was just a mix-up! (Silly boy, I said I'd be coming straight from my shift at the Cracker Barrel, not that you should meet me there! Nice of the girls to help you pass the time tho. Oh, Betty Lou wants me to give you a phone number -- for the "CDC," whatever that is.)
But now, um, could you please help with my bail?? Something appears to have gone awry when I explained to the nice young police man who dropped by the rest stop that I was only waiting for a date!?? Must be a trespassing thing or something but I'd really like to get going now... the accommodations are pretty nice compared to what I'm used to and all but my batteries are all dead and I ran out of juice hours ago!! 8-o
(Please note: they're always lovey-dovey when they need rent, beer, or bail money...)
FINE then, be that way!
I'll just contact Sawyer instead, nyah nyah nyah!
I'm going RIGHT NOW to the ABC website to send an email, and direct them to have him get in touch with me IMMEDIATELY! No doubt he'll come through lickety split to help with my plight -- in fact, I expect he will be sending me subliminal messages of support already during tonight's episode, which you will NOT be gifted enough to detect yourself, HA!! (Why yes, I AM smoking crack, but don't blame me mister! I'd rather have it be Green Tea e-juice but it SO HAPPENS that ain't available from the current roommates you've left me stuck with in county lockup!! 
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