Share your experiences, Part 4

[beebopnjazz]

Sorry to hear that your young "adult" children have given you problems with DUI.....major maturity changes coming your way though about 25 or so for girls and unfortunately about 30 or so for boys. (no offense intended for any who visit here that might be under those ages though)

 

[hawkizefan]

I'm not easily fazed.....really.
I've been reading you all - cuz you're so funny...haven't said anything in this thread before as I thought maybe you might be uncomfortable with a woman in here..but now that I see Rebecca....guess it's not a "boys club"

Heck no...jump on in. We don't really get too crude. A few innuendos, but mainly just stupidity. It's a good place to unwind/vent and just hang. Not a lot of us here but the peeps that hang here are stellar people.

 

[hawkizefan]

I will definitely do that.

58 hours of OT = that new mod you always wanted, right?

10-4 my friend. Shopping as we speak. We'll see what the boss has to say however.

 

[TarFreeMe]

I'm not easily fazed.....really.
I've been reading you all - cuz you're so funny...haven't said anything in this thread before as I thought maybe you might be uncomfortable with a woman in here..but now that I see Rebecca....guess it's not a "boys club"

Glad to know you're not easily fazed and I'll apologize in advance for almost everything offensive these guys say from this point forward.

 

[hawkizefan]

Sorry to hear that your young "adult" children have given you problems with DUI.....major maturity changes coming your way though about 25 or so for girls and unfortunately about 30 or so for boys. (no offense intended for any who visit here that might be under those ages though)

Was I suppose to mature some at 30????
Hmmm...little late now

 

[TarFreeMe]

Sorry to hear that your young "adult" children have given you problems with DUI.....major maturity changes coming your way though about 25 or so for girls and unfortunately about 30 or so for boys. (no offense intended for any who visit here that might be under those ages though)

I keep hearing that at 25 she'll thank me for everything I've done and apologize for everything she's done. Hope it's not one apology for each thing she's done or I might not live long enough to hear them all!

 

[hawkizefan]

Glad to know you're not easily fazed and I'll apologize in advance for almost everything offensive these guys say from this point forward.

Took the words right out of my mouth..lol...

 

[TarFreeMe]

10-4 my friend. Shopping as we speak. We'll see what the boss has to say however.

Start the conversation with flowers and a case of Moscato, might soften her up a little.

 

[beebopnjazz]

Fortunately I didn't have major issues with my daughter growing up.....my son was a rougher ride though Kids today do not mature at the same rate as they used to. My son's maturity kicked up quite a bit at 30 and then again at 35 ohmy: I'm giving away my age!!! - I was but a mere child when he was born... )

 

[beebopnjazz]

[crickets] I'm not old...really

 

[TarFreeMe]

Fortunately I didn't have major issues with my daughter growing up.....my son was a rougher ride though Kids today do not mature at the same rate as they used to. My son's maturity kicked up quite a bit at 30 and then again at 35 ohmy: I'm giving away my age!!! - I was but a mere child when he was born... )

I'm still trying to do the math and figure out how a 29 year old has a son over 35....

Really expecting to have better luck with my youngest. She turns 16 next week and hasn't given me a fraction of the trouble her sister did by this point. And if she can make it through finishing high school BEFORE giving me another grandchild, I'll be ecstatic and will likely spend much less time lecturing Facundo.

 

[hawkizefan]

Start the conversation with flowers and a case of Moscato, might soften her up a little.

I was thinking both glazed AND powdered.....

 

[TarFreeMe]

I was thinking both glazed AND powdered.....

Don't get ahead of yourself and spend ALL that OT! You're shooting for a MOD not a motorcycle!

 

[beebopnjazz]

Ahhh yes, grandbabies. Gotta love 'em though! My children, thankfully, did not present me with grandbabies until they were older.....we all lived together though until I got married and ran away from home on Jan 1 of this year

 

[hawkizefan]

[crickets] I'm not old...really

lol....me neither...
If you had your first at say...15...you're younger than me....lol.
It's actually great to have someone else with a little maturity around here. Some of the punks in here need a time-out now and then and I can't always be here to police this place.

You have my permission to spank and ground as you see fit.....especially the one that smells of donkey and midget clown. He gets pretty unruly at times.

 

[hawkizefan]

Don't get ahead of yourself and spend ALL that OT! You're shooting for a MOD not a motorcycle!

So your saying donut holes?

 

[beebopnjazz]

Well...maybe we're the same age then....had my son shortly thereafter.

And I'm a firm believer in punishing unruly children.....

 

[TarFreeMe]

Ahhh yes, grandbabies. Gotta love 'em though! My children, thankfully, did not present me with grandbabies until they were older.....we all lived together though until I got married and ran away from home on Jan 1 of this year

Congratulations on your nuptials. I thought about doing that too but figured my wife would be ...... and hunt me down. I still haven't completely healed from when I told her that when she turned 40 I was gonna trade her in for two 20s.

 

[TarFreeMe]

So your saying donut holes?

That sounds a little more reasonable.

 

[beebopnjazz]

I knew a man who once told me - never get involved with a woman under 50 - they don't know what they're doing....