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hawkizefan

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Oohh..I think I could get behind that. Sounds good..plus I'm a big bee AND knee fan.
A few years ago I was mowing the yard, had my ipod cranked, and caught the warden waving at me out of the corner of my eye. I stopped the mower, removed my earphones to find out what she wanted immediately saw the panic on her face. She told me to look behind me. On a branch of our maple tree was a swarm of bees...millions of them. I hadn't even noticed it and was literally 2 feet away. The branch they were on was only pencil thin but the mass of bees was easily as round as a volleyball and maybe 5 feet long. It was cool as hell and I couldn't help getting even closer to it to watch because it was so cool...they never stood still. It was a pulsating, wrything, living mass.
Somewhere I have photos of it. Cool as hell. Called a beekeeper to come and get them. Dude about came when he saw them...he was very happy. Apparently that wad of bees was worth a bit of $$ if you knew what to do with them. I don't recall seeing any knees...sorry.

How was that for a random tale?
 

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Sorry, that was my little exhale of discourage. I mean..we did get a beautiful pit and immediately upon getting home, she doubted her own decision. I initially told her it wasn't a good idea and well, she's the queen and it's that time of the month. Well I was warming up to him and it kept the other dog out of my hair, plus he is a "man's dog" and seemed to take well to me..but 80 lbs at 9 months, FFS!..so she ended up taking him back even though I THEN was trying to talk her into keeping him here..blah, blah, blah..needless to say, we are back down to 1 dog. I'm at a loss..
 

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So..no new dog??
Maybe y'all should just bust out a baby or 7...lol..no don't do that. You can't take those back. Their like..forever.

That really depends on the market..hehe. We are definitely waiting to have baby on board until the days pass when she decides to go out and get dogs when she is bored and craving chocolate.
 

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Sorry, that was my little exhale of discourage. I mean..we did get a beautiful pit and immediately upon getting home, she doubted her own decision. I initially told her it wasn't a good idea and well, she's the queen and it's that time of the month. Well I was warming up to him and it kept the other dog out of my hair, plus he is a "man's dog" and seemed to take well to me..but 80 lbs at 9 months, FFS!..so she ended up taking him back even though I THEN was trying to talk her into keeping him here..blah, blah, blah..needless to say, we are back down to 1 dog. I'm at a loss..

Sorry dude. I love dogs..just don't want one. I'm the kind of guy that loves the hell out of YOUR dog...then i get to go home and not clean up after it. Kinda like grandiose I suppose.
 

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Sorry dude. I love dogs..just don't want one. I'm the kind of guy that loves the hell out of YOUR dog...then i get to go home and not clean up after it. Kinda like grandiose I suppose.

It's cool..having a couple of pits in a town home probably isn't the best of ideas anyway, even though we have a privacy fence. I have always had dogs, so I'm used to all of that. I feel that way about kids though. Love the niece and friends kids, but only if I can return em.
 

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Wow, I turn my back on you guys and I'm all kinds of lost, can't wait to head home and forget this day.

Took a vote..consensus was that you were definately lost...had something to do with "geekdom" or some ......lol..
Sorry you had to work tonight. To make up for that you should buy pitt and I some boonsfarm or Md 20/20 or dodge vipers.

Goofin on you keg...get home safely then slam a few. On the bright side I've got pitt to quit talking about "the skipper".
 

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Took a vote..consensus was that you were definately lost...had something to do with "geekdom" or some ......lol..
Sorry you had to work tonight. To make up for that you should buy pitt and I some boonsfarm or Md 20/20 or dodge vipers.

Goofin on you keg...get home safely then slam a few. On the bright side I've got pitt to quit talking about "the skipper".

Geekdom..that's right, we can't allow him to live that down. Geekdom must be defined (by wikipedia, of course) as a desire to sleep with the cast of Gilligan's Island, namely, The Skipper.

I will have to take him up on his offer to supply us both with a Viper filled with Mango Grove and Orange Pineapple Boone's Farm and some Electric Melon MD 20/20.

But yes, Kegger, you should get home safely..but if you happen to detour to the Flogging Molly concert tonight, I want video.
 
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